I'm just a tired old dog

i just dont think J Jonah Jameson would be an ally like that

im sorry mr. jameson i didnt know you were like that....

everything is worth it for one (1) more perverted mutual

why did n just tell me she's the leader of team plasma on the ferris wheel. ruined the mood for our date :/

girl really went "hi im the leader of a terrorist organization and i have declared you as the one to beat me have fun"

Cvs dont charge tax on the plan b its 49.99 flat, soo that mean she bought some Tylenol cuz her jaws hurt too. 

Arizona tea.

raise my son bootlicker

The concept of being borrowed is so hot. Your partners friend asking to borrow you, and you don’t get a say, they’re not asking you. Your partner has the power, the say in who can borrow you, who you have to listen to, what they’re allowed to do to you. And you just go along with it, like a good puppy

shell of a person is such an apt description like yeah i feel exactly like that rn

you need daddy to complete you

daddy needs to be euthanized

we need more lesbian pervert protagonists in fiction

My last three posts are actually good and funny? Systemdeez comeback arc?

When will we get systemdeez comes on my back arc?

Never because I have erectile dysfunction on both of my dicks.