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lil wayne or wathever

I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.

I was going to be like "well that certainly was not true cause you deactivated" and then I looked at the blog and. that's literally my old blog.

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

When you see an adolescent saguaro 👍

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

You are not "three apples tall" bitch you are an evil ghoul and you are tall as fuck

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

You ever think about how the only reason Samuel l Jackson got into acting is because he was a radical activist and his mom got threatened that he’d end up dead so she sent him away to school to save him

Literally the FBI told her to get him out of Atlanta or they were going to murder him

UMMM???? CAN WE GET SOME ELABORATION PLEASE?????

the fbi literally threatens people fighting for racial equality with death without a trial and people still think theyre the good guys

They... do not just THREATEN. Samuel L Jackson was one of the lucky ones.

holy shit all jobs are bad

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

adventure time one-off character