zero braincells zero chill

i need. mountains

Fucking MAGA shitheads hating Nolan's take on The Odyssey because of their stupid bigotry are ruining my perfectly sound hatred of it for being the work of an overrated hack.

definitely not locked in. but not really locked out either. as that would imply a sort of freedom

dear bookstore please process the order faster i want to get my trimax brick Tomorrow

called them. "i'd like to punch whoever put that in stock (1) on the website. repeatedly. i have zero non-swear words to say" (c) guy on the phone lmao

the delivery date got pushed to late june to which i had the most normal and adequate response (ordered more bricks)

happy birthday vash n knives got my bricks TODAY (trimax vol2&5)

mostly missing me but i know a bunch of folks that are right in the path 🥰 enjoy it for me, my lovelies!

do i have to play warhammer 1-39999 first to understand 40k

There is something timeless about Henry's journey in the games. Like yeah. Sometimes you're 20 and bicurious and your worst nemesis on this planet is a bitchy middle aged man named Steve

desired you while the women flee

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at