//KIT//

if you say "bloody mary" in the mirror 3 times, two men doomed by the narrative in space will appear and start kissing in front of you

when you show up to the met gala you should immediately be faced with a panel of fashion experts and art historians before you even get to the red carpet and you have to explain your outfit choice and why it is on theme for that year’s event like you are defending a phd and if you can’t produce a coherent defence they turn you away at the door and the people of manhattan are allowed and encouraged to throw rotten produce at you as you get back into your car in shame

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

not without those fire exits I'm not. have fun in your death trap, ladies

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower