what the cheese

The moment the temperature dips below 70 everything changes completely. I can smell again. Colors look nice now. I don’t feel like sleeping all day. I know where nougat comes from.

signing up to kill people because you want to go to college is not really that much different, morally speaking, from signing up to kill people because you want to kill them. they’re still just as fucking dead regardless of how “privileged” the person pulling the trigger is

Is this supposed to be ironic or did y'all forget the part where the CIS droids walk through the shield like it's nothing and start mowing the Gungans down??

You telling me these droids are cisgender???

I will never be able to view fall 2019 objectively because of its status as directly preceding Several Years of Disaster anyway so i’ll probably be like 87 and i’ll still be like “Last time i was happy? Had to be fall of 19. Before the Dark times” Like a video game character you talk to when seeking ancient wisdom

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that

don’t care didn’t ask plus my psychic visions foretold all this

i run around like a fraggle

brooklyn 99 is paw patrol for adults

i think girls should be allowed to commit one crime per year without penalty like we deserve it