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The axe forgets, the tree remembers.

maybe i’m just a commie but i think people shouldn’t be at risk of homelessness if they’re in between jobs

I hope you win the war, you tell no one about.

shows that come out weekly are such a blessing actually.  suddenly I’m excited about mondays, u know??  what a treat

simultaneously underwhelmed and overwhelmed with life

Welcome to my blog I’m filled with sadness and I yearn to be kissed on the neck

can you die from lack of affection? Asking for myself

At least I’m funny and give amazing head.

if my girl had an iron deficiency i would simply crack my bones open so she could feed on my marrow btw. if you care

my hobbies include napping, sleeping, lying down, resting, closing my eyes, dozing, snoozing, slumbering, etc.

sorry i cant go to bed i have to hang out with my friends online. yeah we’re all just posting at the same time. yeah this is actually the most important thing we could possibly be doing with our time

you just hate me because several life times ago I drowned you in the lake and got away with it