you took a wrong turn

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

worth a shot huh

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

the real reason howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion

This sounds like a joke but I read the book this is the literal reason

And in the movie he’s trying to avoid the draft. He just does not wanna help the government

I’m sorry but your profile picture looks like a female version of Boyinaband

I also kind of think he looks like @setheverman but with colorful hair

are you saying Dave is actually the fusion of you and Seth Everman

I’m saying Infinity War is not the most ambitious crossover anymore

Im gonna do something cursed

ERZHHGGGJJGRUKVFUBZKZXUVUVIFUFZFUCFZDTDZFUGIGIDUDUFUVKGKHIFUFUFUFIGUFZ

BILLIE EILISH????

Which one of us???

yes

this is like the end of a scooby doo episode

Wait. One-time-I-dreamt had a…face?

Hey, I still have it!

Not for long

W-what

KOH THE FACE STEALER!!!!!???!!

This is just the best interaction on the site

world heritage post

I am, once again, reblogging this wild ride of a post

[reblog]

[witty quip]

[fandom reference]

[keysmash]

[unneeded response]

[controversial comment]

[random comment that has nothing to do with the original post]

[unnecessary lengthy response in emojis]

[porn bot]

[remark about post getting out of hand]

[ask if we’re gonna acknowledge the porn bot]

[doesn’t acknowledge the porn bot]

[dying in the background]

[someone saying ‘get out’]

[someone being confused about the original answer]

[comment on how I’ve been looking for this post for months]

[remark on how the post has changed since they last saw it]

[a comment questioning everyone’s sanity]

[a statement of how they’re gonna reblog this version]

[remard about this being why tumblr is a hellsite while shaking my head]

[remark about this being why i love tumblr while also shaking my head]

[Supernatural gif]

[remark about how supernatural has a gif for everything]

[Question about animal mating completely out of topic]

[Remark calling klutzy a furry]

[Unnecessary swearing]

[falling in the background and taking down the light set up]

[Screenshot of an addition from the notes]

[Screenshot of an addition hidden in the tags]

[Someone remarking how this reads like a 100k note post]

[someone tagging an iconic post blog]

[someone saying how it’s the post they’ve only seen on pinterest[

[Expletives, followed by lamenting about this hellsite]

[someone saying that this post is a rare sight/a blessing and to always reblog]

[haiku bot]

[gay]

[More porn bots]

[Deactivated user doing an illuminati confirmed style breakdown of why OP is bad]

[Asking what the fuck is happening]

[reblogging]

[world heritage post claim despite being the most boring post ever]

[confused screaming]

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

Huh, apparently this is the first Tumblr post ever made. Cool!

Hello again old friend

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

they beat Jesus with that

congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon seeing any kind of lumpy mess

i support him

We’re here for you Walter