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Something I DESPERATLY want to write a fic about (cuz I haven't found any that have explored this topic with Ratchet) is your reaction to Ratchet almost dying when he was on synth-en
I'm thinking of a scenario before he goes to face Megatron you try to gently broach the topic of his behaviour to him, but Ratchet acts so...dismissive, which normally wouldn't bother you coming from Ratchet, but then comes the belittling, the ridicule, the anger. You tell Ratchet you don't like the way he's talking or acting, and Ratchet barks back with something hurtful and mean
At one point, just to prove how better he is now, he punches a crater straight into the wall, removing his servo completely unharmed without so much as a wince. You, on the other hand, do flinch. You know Ratchet would never hurt you, but you don't like how eager he is for violence, how readily he seems to want to show off his strength
The confrontation ends with Ratchet viciously whirling to you, snarling about how you know NOTHING about war and loss, how you have no idea of what he's lost, how this synth-en makes him better! Stronger! He can FINALLY be of use!! How you're just being selfish, not even considering his side of things. But what should he expect from a species so weak as you!
The tears are falling by the time Ratchet storms past you, his footsteps shaking your trembling form from your place rooted on the ground
A few days later following the events of the synth-en episode, Ratchet wakes up in the medical bay with an energon pump attached to him and a gaping gash on his chest plate. His processor is a little fuzzy, but he soon recalls the details of his argument with you and he at once feels awful. He has to apologise, but he imagines he's probably the last person you want to talk to....which is why it takes him a minute to process the sleeping figure sat leaning against the railing of the elevated platform is YOU.
Ratchet can't imagine the awkward position is doing wonders for your back, but he's too weak to do much else but sit up on his berth. When Ratchet asks what you're doing here, Optimus helpfully explains that you'd taken residency in the silo when you weren't at your job. You'd gone as far as to bring your duvet from home to sleep by his side, "incase anything happens", and Optimus didn't have the spark to turn you away when he realised you were doing your best to hold back tears
Ratchet's guilt doubles when Optimus mumbles how you'd only left his side when he or the others would encourage you to eat
He has no idea what to say, what to think, let alone what he should do. But before he can gather himself you begin stirring, apparently having been woken by their conversation- and then you freeze like a deer staring down a pair of headlights when you see two sets of cyan optics staring back at you
Distantly, Ratchet can hear Optimus saying something to you, likely trying to reassure you that he was fine, but you don't seem to be listening. For a moment, Ratchet wasn't sure if you were even breathing, you'd gone so still. Eyes threatening to split your face from how wide they'd grown, though that doesn't stop Ratchet from noticing how red and puffy they seem
...And then you E R U P T
You are downright FURIOUS at Ratchet! For what he SAID, what he DID, and how he almost got himself fucking KILLED!! You're so livid you can hardly SPEAK around the sobs that are clogging the words in your throat. The outburst catches both bots so off guard that both of them are rendered silent as you storm down the steps all while shrieking at him
Ratchet has never, not once, EVER seen you this angry...or cry this much
Finally however, you seem to exhaust yourself out, collapsing onto your knees by the side of his berth where your hard breathing soon breaks into weak, broken sobs
Ratchet knows he has no muscles, not like you do, and yet he feels his throat tighten at the sound
Peering to Optimus, the Prime mercifully spares him from having to speak, leaving soundlessly with a bow of his head and a soft pat to his shoulder. Once Optimus has left, with effort, Ratchet sits up and lowers his servo to the ground, oh so carefully touching your back- his optical ridges narrow sadly when you duck away, shoulders jolting up
Before he can lean away though, you've turned to wilt into his palm, your arms clamping around his finger where you hug it tightly towards your chest. Ratchet can feel your tears dripping onto his metal, as well as every gasping breath you inhale between your cries.
You don't say anything, he doesn't say anything, you just hold each other..
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° He is older than Doof (to my knowledge from what i recall P&F lore is really timeline inconsistent). He has to be at LEAST 50 years old given that he is a CRT TV. He's likely closer to 70.
° He is canonically both divorced and also a child of divorce and has a buttfuck load of trauma from both events
° He has fangs.
° He is literally doomed by prophecy. Like the Deltarune version of the Bible straight up says he's supposed to fucking die lmfao.
° He does stupid little autistic ass dances (im autistic and he dances like me)
° He probably has BPD and his abandonment issues are so bad he nearly committed multiple homicide over them
° He canonically shrinks to roughly the size of a soccer ball when he is sad
° His divorced ex is Spamton G. Spamton, another Tumblr Sexyman. They used to be partners and they share leitmotifs. They also have a literal daughter.
° Tenna is the one canonically responsible for cracking the egg of Mettaton in the Deltarune universe.
° He can do a perfect 180 mid-air split.
° He has a pronounced lisp.
° He was so torn up about falling out with his partner that he tore down every poster of them together and keeps his dressing room sealed behind a wall.
° He grows a flower out of the tip of his nose when he's happy.
° He was originally supposed to look more like an Ant and had four arms
° He is CANONICALLY into petplay and begs IN-GAME to be walked on a leash like a dog.
I respect the HELL out of Doof, but nobody is doing it like Tenna fr.
See the list of reasons attached by @ spamtennatruther, as well as the short and sweet list written by me below! Both are recommended viewing should you not know Mr. Tenna!
Some notable reasons to Vote Tenna:
- Handsome Apron wearing older husband who would TOTALLY spoil you rotten!
- Queer Single Father who loves his (infant) daughter to death! You'd be a happy family!
- 15 feet of cuddles and kisses and spinning around with you in the air!
- Service Top or Bottom, he'll be whatever you like! You like roleplaying in bed? He's also a TV Host and professional actor by trade, so you KNOW he's good at it!
Caine fanbase/Caineling Beehive, Thank you for your continued support to keep our gentleman's agreement! This wild and wacky show of ours shall go on, and we will win for Caine in spirit!
We are sorry the rng generator forced us to fight. Now is our time to stand together as sister character fanbases and get Tenna to victory!
If you haven't voted yet, make sure you vote Tenna and spread the word to your hive!
° He is older than Doof (to my knowledge from what i recall P&F lore is really timeline inconsistent). He has to be at LEAST 50 years old given that he is a CRT TV. He's likely closer to 70.
° He is canonically both divorced and also a child of divorce and has a buttfuck load of trauma from both events
° He has fangs.
° He is literally doomed by prophecy. Like the Deltarune version of the Bible straight up says he's supposed to fucking die lmfao.
° He does stupid little autistic ass dances (im autistic and he dances like me)
° He probably has BPD and his abandonment issues are so bad he nearly committed multiple homicide over them
° He canonically shrinks to roughly the size of a soccer ball when he is sad
° His divorced ex is Spamton G. Spamton, another Tumblr Sexyman. They used to be partners and they share leitmotifs. They also have a literal daughter.
° Tenna is the one canonically responsible for cracking the egg of Mettaton in the Deltarune universe.
° He can do a perfect 180 mid-air split.
° He has a pronounced lisp.
° He was so torn up about falling out with his partner that he tore down every poster of them together and keeps his dressing room sealed behind a wall.
° He grows a flower out of the tip of his nose when he's happy.
° He was originally supposed to look more like an Ant and had four arms
° He is CANONICALLY into petplay and begs IN-GAME to be walked on a leash like a dog.
I respect the HELL out of Doof, but nobody is doing it like Tenna fr.
See the list of reasons attached by @ spamtennatruther, as well as the short and sweet list written by me below! Both are recommended viewing should you not know Mr. Tenna!
Some notable reasons to Vote Tenna:
- Handsome Apron wearing older husband who would TOTALLY spoil you rotten!
- Queer Single Father who loves his (infant) daughter to death! You'd be a happy family!
- 15 feet of cuddles and kisses and spinning around with you in the air!
- Service Top or Bottom, he'll be whatever you like! You like roleplaying in bed? He's also a TV Host and professional actor by trade, so you KNOW he's good at it!
Caine fanbase/Caineling Beehive, Thank you for your continued support to keep our gentleman's agreement! This wild and wacky show of ours shall go on, and we will win for Caine in spirit!
We are sorry the rng generator forced us to fight. Now is our time to stand together as sister character fanbases and get Tenna to victory!
If you haven't voted yet, make sure you vote Tenna and spread the word to your hive!
° He is older than Doof (to my knowledge from what i recall P&F lore is really timeline inconsistent). He has to be at LEAST 50 years old given that he is a CRT TV. He's likely closer to 70.
° He is canonically both divorced and also a child of divorce and has a buttfuck load of trauma from both events
° He has fangs.
° He is literally doomed by prophecy. Like the Deltarune version of the Bible straight up says he's supposed to fucking die lmfao.
° He does stupid little autistic ass dances (im autistic and he dances like me)
° He probably has BPD and his abandonment issues are so bad he nearly committed multiple homicide over them
° He canonically shrinks to roughly the size of a soccer ball when he is sad
° His divorced ex is Spamton G. Spamton, another Tumblr Sexyman. They used to be partners and they share leitmotifs. They also have a literal daughter.
° Tenna is the one canonically responsible for cracking the egg of Mettaton in the Deltarune universe.
° He can do a perfect 180 mid-air split.
° He has a pronounced lisp.
° He was so torn up about falling out with his partner that he tore down every poster of them together and keeps his dressing room sealed behind a wall.
° He grows a flower out of the tip of his nose when he's happy.
° He was originally supposed to look more like an Ant and had four arms
° He is CANONICALLY into petplay and begs IN-GAME to be walked on a leash like a dog.
I respect the HELL out of Doof, but nobody is doing it like Tenna fr.
See the list of reasons attached by @ spamtennatruther, as well as the short and sweet list written by me below! Both are recommended viewing should you not know Mr. Tenna!
Some notable reasons to Vote Tenna:
- Handsome Apron wearing older husband who would TOTALLY spoil you rotten!
- Queer Single Father who loves his (infant) daughter to death! You'd be a happy family!
- 15 feet of cuddles and kisses and spinning around with you in the air!
- Service Top or Bottom, he'll be whatever you like! You like roleplaying in bed? He's also a TV Host and professional actor by trade, so you KNOW he's good at it!
Caine fanbase/Caineling Beehive, Thank you for your continued support to keep our gentleman's agreement! This wild and wacky show of ours shall go on, and we will win for Caine in spirit!
We are sorry the rng generator forced us to fight. Now is our time to stand together as sister character fanbases and get Tenna to victory!
If you haven't voted yet, make sure you vote Tenna and spread the word to your hive!
Now that my eyes have been opened to the beauty that is robot and alien characters, and with Toy Story 5 being popular right now, Iâve started to grow an appreciation for Zurg. You all must look at him:Â
look at him!Â
Lets throw Toy Story 4 and Lightyear into a fiery pit and demand Pixar give us a movie with Zurg as the lead
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Set in a world where merfolk and humans are well-acquainted with one another, you've been given a job as litter-picker at The Four Corners Research and Conservation Institute, home to one of the largest and strangest Mers ever recorded. And you've just been tasked to clean up his territory.
Fluff, mentions of bullying, soft War, demeaning language, giant/tiny.
6500 words.
Mostly a call-back to this old-ass art I did of War as a giant crab some years ago.
If youâd have known that accepting the job your cousin secured you would have you working directly alongside the same girl whoâd spent most of her school years serving as your personal antagonist, you might have just declined the offer and moved on to the next application.
Abby has been wearing a face of thunder ever since she walked into your supervisorâs office this morning - doubtless fully expecting to see some fresh-faced new hire sheâd been tasked to chaperone - and instead seeing you, the butt of her jokes and an awkward reminder of the unkinder facets of her person.
Of course, your school days are years behind you, and you're not about to hold past behaviour over her head, not when you've both grown since then.
But even now, nearly an hour after your induction, everything about her exudes a pot threatening to boil over as she prowls ahead of you up the sandy stretch of beach running adjacent to a north-facing precipice.
She's angry, whether at you or the situation, you're too worried about keeping this job to ask why.
The Four Corners Research and Conservation Institute is the first place that actually responded to your application without including a template rejection in the bulk of their email, though you're under no illusions that it's only thanks to your cousin being a high-ranking member on the Board that your CV was given a second glance at all.
When the bills are due and the fridge is bare, nepotism stops looking so much like an unprincipled decision.
Besides, it eases your conscience to know that you haven't been handed a high-skill position over someone more qualified.
When you applied, you thought you'd be given the role of a cleaner at their public-facing aquarium.
Instead...
âLitter-picker.â Not immediately a glamourous title, but it's vital work, a fact impressed upon you by your new Boss, Mr Stevensmith when he told you you'd be clearing the beach and habitat of one of their largest exhibits.
âNo end of detritus washes up along that beach,â heâd told you with no small air of disdain, âBeing caught in a bay doesnât help. The current carries it all down from that new resort up the coast. So, itâs your job to make sure Warâs habitat stays pristine⌠Canât have our sponsors thinking we donât take care of their investments, now can we?â
War⌠An apt name for the largest - and scariest - merfolk ever recorded. You, like most of the public, barely know a thing about him beyond what youâd heard on the News nearly ten years ago, save that heâs the last of his kind. Crab-merfolk are uncommon enough, but a king crab?
Abby has driven you deep into his habitat, where magnificent stone cliffs plunge nearly a thousand feet down into the wind-trap of a bay.
The old truck you'd arrived in is parked right up against the wall of rock a hundred yards behind you on the sand, marking the start of your new job, and your only ride in or out of this vast stretch of territory.
Just being here, hemmed in on one side by a sweeping wall of rock and on the other by a tempestuous ocean, you canât help but feel daunted by the work laid out ahead of you.
Abby, for her part, seems more than content to let you pick up her slack, stomping past the majority of the litter and only pausing long enough to stab her picker into an empty bottle or two, leaving most of it behind her for you to collect.
The rain has been pelting you relentlessly since you hopped out of the jeep, drenching you from head to toe within mere minutes despite the waterproof parka buffeting around you in the howling wind.
You keep your head bowed, eyes squinted and your lashes dripping wet as you scan across the sand for anything manmade, keeping your footprints more or less pointed in the same direction that Abby is wandering.
You're almost relieved when you happen to raise your head for a spell and find that she's leading you directly to the colossal mouth of a cave that's sunk deep inside the cliffs.
At the back of your mind, you catch yourself wondering if you'll see any glimpses of War while you're here. He may be enormous, that much is a given, but you've also heard how reclusive he is.
As if she's sensed that your gaze has lifted, Abby twists around to peer over a shoulder and points at the cave, shouting back to you, barely audible above the wind, "Head in there and see what the damage is! I'll scope out the beach further along and find you in a minute!"
Youâre surprised, if pleased, that sheâs at least addressing you now.
Acknowledging her with a hearty thumbs-up, you veer away from her boot prints and stagger unevenly for shelter, blown to and fro by the gale. It's certainly a novel environment to work in, but you'll take this maelstrom a thousand times over before you ever sidle back behind that office desk and pick up the phone to deal with customer complaints.
Cold, wet, but ultimately buoyed, you pick up your feet and trot beneath the caveâs yawning overhang, letting your tight shoulders unfurl as the rain stops beating down on the back of your skull.
Almost instantly, you're hit by the nose-curling stench of salt and fish.
And it doesn't take more than a moment to figure out where it's coming from.
Just inside the entrance, you trail to a stop, blinking rivulets of rainwater from your eyes and breathing out a long, trembling exhale steeped in unabashed awe.
There, towering monolithically against the furthest wall, is the largest Mer thatâs ever walked the Earth and all of its oceans.
Your heart leaps into your throat so violently that you almost choke on the damn thing, gaping like a guppy as your eyes roll up the underside of a pale carapace, over two colossal claws as red as freshly-spilled blood, and finally land on the face of what could pass for a man were he sixty-three feet shorter⌠and walked on two legs instead of sixâŚ
War; a merfolk with the lower half of an Alaskan king crab and the upper half of a brawny, mountainous man, sans his left arm. Thereâs a vast, empty space where the limb used to be, cut raggedly just below the shoulder, and long-since healed to leave a swathe of lumpy, white scar tissue in the place of muscle and meat.
Heâs an absolute juggernaut of a beast, standing nearly seventy feet tall and as wide as a manor house.
His skin is almost translucent in its paleness, though what colour it does retain is mostly due to the contrast it plays against the incredible lengths of stark-white hair that cascade like twin waterfalls from the crown of his head down to a tremendous chest riddled with a myriad of scars.
âSkin as white as leprosyâŚ,â you marvel.
The waves crashing furiously against the shore as the wind picks up outside seems the perfect allusion to Coleridgeâs lengthiest work.
All of a sudden, it occurs to you that for the whole time youâve been gawping up at him, he in turn has been glowering back down at you, the deep crevasse between his ice-white brows growing deeper and deeper by the second.
Itâs the realisation that youâre being decidedly rude that wrenches you from your stupor.
 âI-Iâm sorry!â you blurt out, raising your voice so he might actually hear you, âI didnât realise you were in here! I thought youâd be-â Pausing to cast a quick glance over your shoulder, you peer out at the dark, grey ocean roaring ever closer to the cave. The tide, gradual as it is, continues to eat its way up the beach.
Turning back to the Mer, you raise a thumb and knock it awkwardly at the sea behind you. âI thought youâd be in thereâŚâ
War... doesnât react.
He barely even blinks those cold, blue eyes at you, just glares hotly in your direction, though heâs so vast and his eyes are so devoid of human features like an iris or pupil, he could very well be glaring at something else entirely.
You donât venture any further inside, hovering restlessly at the threshold where the dull light still falls on you from above, and the shadow from the caveâs overhang stays just a few inches in front of the toes of your boots.
âIâm Y/n,â you call up to War instead, figuring itâs best to get introductions out of the way while youâre at it, âIâm new to the team. Beach clean-up, though Iâm sure you could already tell!â Holding your picker out in front of you, you give the handle several squeezes, clacking the âclawsâ together a few times demonstratively.
All at once, the colossal Mer's head tilts sideways at the display, his brows easing apart inch by inch until his face is set more by surprise than agitation.
Alhough it's difficult to tell where those pupilless eyes are peering, you think he's studying your litter-picker, and with a bemused smile, you keep it suspended in mid-air, letting a smile bloom across your face when his own claws flex open and shut several times over, producing dull, thumping clacks that resonate off the high walls of the cave.
He's copying you.
You presume thatâs a good sign.
âMay I come in?â you ask, gesturing loosely at the cave in front of you.
Somehow, the colossal crustacean manages to portray an even more potent expression of surprise, his snowy-white brows launch up his forehead and his lips part just enough to offer you the barest glimpse of huge, flat teeth sitting inside his maw.
You're busy parsing why he might be taken aback by such an innocuous question when there's a sharp voice in your ear.
"What are you doing?"
Your ensuing yelp blasts through the cave and bounces off its damp, glistening walls.
In response, War reacts with a growl loud as a thunderclap, stamping his front legs firmly against the sand as his scowl falls right back into place, aimed over your head.
Whirling around, you come face to face with a very disgruntled, very sodden Abby, who's glaring at you from under her sharply arched brows.
Floundering for a second, you struggle to find your tongue as you shoot a fleeting glance back at War. "I'm... asking him if I can come in?"
Pushing out a rough exhale, Abby rolls her eyes so hard you're surprised they don't end up behind her skull. Tutting loudly, she brushes past you, striding right into the cavern and missing the way your jaw falls open to gape after her, alarmed.
You haven't known a great many merfolk, but those you have met operate no differently than humans for the most part, in that they'd prefer strangers not invite themselves into their homes.
Then, of course, you remember that unlike you, she's been doing this job for some time now, and it would stand to reason that she and War have a rapport, of sorts, though a quick glance up at the Mer's face contradicts your reasoning almost immediately.
For as unnerving as his glare was when it was aimed at you, now that Abby is in the firing line, the mer looks downright ferocious.
His lips have been peeled back to expose teeth and gums alike, and a pair of canines flash menacingly as he snaps them at her, a throaty rumble slowly bubbling to life from somewhere deep inside his chest and spilling out into the cave.
At once, you heed the unspoken warning and stumble backwards a few, respectful steps, sending your co-worker a nervous shout.
"Um, Abby?"
However, you're struck dumb when she not only ignores you, but is apparently content to disregard the titanic mer who's taking very clear umbrage to her presence.
Before you can call out to her again though, you catch her exasperated sigh from all the way back at the entrance.
"You're gonna find out pretty quickly that this guy isn't like other mers you've met," she tells you waspishly as she spins on a heel to face you, kicking up the sand under her boots.
Her expression darkens when she realises you haven't followed her. "Oh my god, will you get over here?!"
The demand sends a jolt right through you and notches War's grumbling up another few decibels. "You're never gonna last at this job if you don't have a backbone!"
... Honestly you think your trepidation has less to do with a lack of spine and more to do with acknowledging that War clearly doesn't want either of you in here.
Biting your lip, you wonder if the earful you're bound to get for questioning her authority will be worth it to voice your concerns.
"I-it just seems like he really doesn't want us here," you dare to gamble, inadvertently drawing War's attention. You have no idea if it's a good or bad sign that his growl falls silent the moment you finish speaking.
"I mean," you falter as Abby crosses her arms over her chest, "This is his territory. Shouldn't we leave if he tells us to? Maybe we could come back after we've cleaned the beach?"
Letting out a sharp, derisive scoff, she mocks, "Tells us?' War can't tell us anything. He doesn't speak."
Taken aback, you blink at her, eventually asking, "What, like he can't talk?"
"Uh. He never has?" she mimics your baffled tone right back at you, condescending.
You suppose it isn't altogether unsurprising that War can't speak. Plenty of humans can't either.
"Besides," she adds impatiently, "Ironically, he's all bark, no bite. He'll growl at you, sure, but he won't do anything."
Your brows furrow in a flash. You're not worried that he'll do something, he's a mer, not a monster. You'd just rather not upset The Four Corner's most lauded person any further than you already have.
"Honestly," Abby says whilst you reluctantly traipse towards her, keeping your head low in deference to the titan staring you down, "He's dumb as a rock. All brawn, no brain. Doesn't understand a word we say. Even Mister Stevensmith says he's more like an animal than a mer anyway. So it's not like it matters what we do."
"Jeez, Abby," you chuckle uncomfortably, hoping you're doing a good enough job of hiding the objection in your tone, "He's right here."
Which is, evidently, the wrong thing to say. Abby's demeanour shifts on a dime, her chin thrusting forwards and her eyes growing hard and cold.
"I'm sorry," she bristles, "Who's been working here the longest?"
Your mouth snaps shut at once, and you're too busy staring at her to notice the snarl twitching back onto War's face as he glowers at her.
Clearing your throat, you tentatively reply, "You, but-"
"-That's right," she cuts you off smoothly, her mouth twisting into a disdainful grin, "And, um, who's the nepo-hire who just started today?"
Alright, you swallow thickly, score one for Abby... Just like the good old days, you suppose.
While you don't appreciate being patronised, the nerve she's just flicked is still relatively raw, and you know all too well that throwing your weight around and bickering with your co-workers won't do you any favours in the long run.
You would quite like to be happy working here...
The hit to your pride might sting, but you're old enough to let it roll off your back, giving her a patient response. "That'd be me."
"Cool. So, are you gonna stop questioning me and actually learn what your job here is, or...?"
This time, you force a smile, letting it stretch awkwardly wide to suit a begrudging compliance. "If you'd be so kind...."
"Right, now that you're done slacking off..."
Somewhere overhead, War pushes a rough exhale through his nostrils, though he once again goes ignored by his keeper.
"Clean up any trash the tide's brought in here, don't forget that corner-" Here, she jerks a thumb at the very corner that's currently occupied by a prickling mer.
Gulping, you nod, dragging your gaze off War and quirking a brow at your co-worker. "Got it... Anything else?"
Fishing her mobile from one of her pockets, she busies herself with peering blankly at the screen for a moment, making a good show of disregarding your question before she heaves a put-upon sigh and thrusts the phone back into her jacket.
Then, with a hiss of footsteps over sand, you abruptly find yourself staring at the back of her head as she makes her way towards the entrance.
"I'm gonna go clean up the rest of the beach," she tells you dismissively, "You stay and finish up in here... Oh, and just ignore War. He'll definitely be ignoring you."
It isn't as if you'd been expecting something more encouraging... or informative... but Abby simply takes her leave without any further prompt, disappearing through the cave's mouth and venturing out to brave the howling wind.
You might have been slightly more put out if it hadn't just occurred to you that she's out there, battling through the rain and cold, while you're in here where the wind can't reach you, and icy water won't encroach upon your work.
You can't help but wonder if she did that on purpose...
Suddenly, your opinion of her shifts on its axis, and a small, grateful smile worms its way across your face.
Seems there's a chance she isn't the same girl you knew all those years ago after all, despite the frosty reception.
Shaking off the guilt of assuming the worst of your new co-worker, you draw in a deep, steadying breath and pivot around to your audience of one, offering the Mer a sheepish grin and a wave, both of which go unreturned.
Abby's instruction to ignore him flies out the proverbial window. The barest common courtesy you can afford is to acknowledge him in his own house.
"Right then, War," you begin pleasantly, bending to hoist your half-full trash bag off the ground, "I guess Iâll make a start. If you need anything... Well, I mean I'm pretty sure you can figure out how to get my attention."
With an amenable chuckle, you nod deliberately at the claws hanging from his carapace.
War follows your gaze, blinking down at his own appendages while you amble over to the wall nearest the entrance, deigning to work anti-clockwise as you go and clean the cave section by section.
It's menial work. Satisfying. The space grows cleaner with every piece of litter you grab and stash in the bag.
You find yourself paying no mind to War, trusting that the mer will let you know if he wants or doesn't want you to do something. Next time, you muse, you'll have to bring some headphones.
You manage to clear all of five metres from your starting point when the ground beneath you gives a sudden lurch, as if something heavy just crashed to the earth behind you, staggering you slightly on your boots.
"What the-?!" Startled, you wheel about to see what happened, only to find one of War's pointed legs buried in the sand just a foot away from you.
Staring at in in astonishment, you eventually tear your gaze off it and peer up the vast length of a crab's body until you get to War's face, half obscured by his silvery, cascading hair. His eyes are just as wide as yours must be, watching you with his lips downturned.
"Er," you swallow uncertainly, "You okay...? Need something?"
But the titan just keeps his eyes locked on you for several beats of your thumping heart, his entire body stiff and unmoving.
... Alright then...
Bemused, you let out a soft snort and turn back to the task at hand, zeroing in on another piece of litter laying a few metres ahead.
Just as you reach it, you feel the ground quake behind you once more, though this time, the vibration is followed quickly by five moresolid thuds.
You're being followed, it seems... By something with six legs that are as tall as houses...
Frankly, you don't know whether to be amused or intimidated. He must be exceptionally cautious about letting a stranger have free rein in his territory.
Shoulders jumping with a well-meaning huff, you shake your head and carry on, smiling softly to yourself.
Time and again though, as soon as you venture past a certain, unseen threshold, War becomes intent on closing the distance, sticking to you like a limpet yet never once making a sound or trying to get your attention.
You could have sworn Abby said he'd ignore you...
"Making sure I'm doing a thorough job, huh?" you joke breezily after a few minutes of being shadowed, straining your neck back to flash him a sidelong wink, "Well, not to worry. I'm sure you'll let me know if I miss a spot...Then Iâll be out of your shell in a jiffy."
You're swivelling away from him too quickly to catch the curious tip of his head.
"Although come to think of it," you murmur aloud to yourself, frowning at the vast scatterings of rubbish coating the cave and piling up against the walls, "For a place that's cleaned bi-weekly, this cave has a lot of stuff built-up..."
The brows on your forehead scurry together as you ponder, "Maybe someone ought to have a word with that resort if they're letting this much crap come off their beaches..."
Whilst you're busy contemplating, War lifts his massive head and starts to move again.
The moment he does, you immediately fall still, eyeing him warily as he ambles past you like a massive glacier rolling over the landscape. Each step he takes is slow and measured, sidling around you to bustle further into his cave.
Cocking a brow, you regard him questioningly as he stops by a pile of trash and uses his claws to scoop sand, an empty bottle, an old shoe, and several scraps of plastic into an awkward hold, lifting them with far more dexterity than you thought he'd possess.
The expression on his face is determined, and once he deems his claw-ful secure, he scuttles right back over to you, bringing himself to a neat halt once he gets close enough, casting his gaze to the side.
Then, gradual as a big, red frigate lazing over the ocean, he extends his claws towards you, letting them hover at your height for a moment before he starts to slide them apart, letting sand hiss through the pincers until it's followed by solid 'plaps' and 'patters' of trash following suit.
The pile builds steadily just in front of you as you watch on, gobsmacked.
"Wh- Uh...!" Clearing your throat, you dart a quick look between War's face and the mini-heap, and ask, "What're you up to?"
As if in reply, he slips off again, returning moments later with another load of scrap, and this too, he drops to the ground at your feet.
You're almost too stunned to speak, working your tongue into a molar at the back of your mouth as you puzzle over his bizarre behaviour, wondering why he'd bring the trash closer to you if you're going to be cleaning it up anyw-...
And then it hits you.
"Wait." A charmed smile burrows into your cheeks as you thrust out a hip and shoot him a knowing look. "Are you...? Do you want to help?"
And then War - the Mer who is supposedly 'dumb as a rock, and doesn't understand a word you say' - tips his huge, square chin down before bringing it back up.
He repeats the motion once, then twice, and on the third, a lightbulb finally clicks on in your head.
"You do?" you press, eager to see if he'll do it again.
And he does.
He nods.
Oh, you knew it. You knew Abby was messing with you! A little hazing for the Newbie's first day... Well, you can't say you weren't somewhat expecting that.
Must have been why War was scowling at her so viciously when she called him dumb. He wasn't in on the joke.
The sudden about-face in his behaviour is staggering, though not at all unwelcome.
Something in the way youâve been holding your shoulders loosens as you rest a hand at your side and sigh out a note of relief, letting one corner of your mouth crook up. "You know you don't have to, right?" you tell him, "I mean, I'm basically being paid to be your housekeeper right now."
In response, War just angles his head to one side, regarding you with a funny look before he raises the shoulder of his remaining arm in a recognisable shrug.
As he does, he plants a claw in the ground just behind the pile of trash, nudging it forwards so the heap is pushed soundly closer to your feet.
Well then.
"If you insist," you concede easily, shaking open your rubbish bag.
The Mer's permanant scowl eases a fraction as you begin picking things out of the pile and dropping them into the bag, and with a clack of his pincers, he's off again, casting his appendages out wide to scoop an even larger heap of detritus onto the flat edge of his claws.
You'll admit, having a giant Mer to ferry all the litter straight into one spot makes for much faster cleaning, and in just under an hour, you've already filled two binbags to the brim, and you're well on your way to stuffing a third all the way to the top.
Naturally, you're inclined to thank him after every delivery, and the way his chest puffs out each time bolsters your mood to even greater heights, leaving you delighted by the unexpected turn of events.
"Guess you must have wanted this place clean more than anyone, huh?" you ask him jovially, watching him from the corner of an eye as you pull the string tie on the last bag until itâs cinched tight.
For the last few minutes, War has been stomping to every nook and cranny in search of rubbish, grunting huffily under his breath when his search turns up empty. After a while, he wanders back to stand over you, staying in place as he twists his head this way and that, his eyes darting all over the cave in a futile search for something else to bring you.
"Uh, I think you got it all," you snort, giving the overflowing bags a pointed look, "Least, you got a Hell of a lot more done than I would have if I were on my own."
Craning your neck back, you let your expression soften as you dip a nod at the Mer, flicking a two-fingered salute off your forehead. "Much obliged, War. Maybe we should see about getting you on the payroll.â
The Merâs nostrils widen around a brusque snort at that.
âWell, Iâd better get out of your hair and get these to the truck,â you nod at the bags. Whilst they look heavy at a glance, youâre betting theyâll be easy enough to drag across the sand without too much trouble.
From between Warâs parted lips comes a strange, resonant sound; a churlish grunt that could have been agreement, though the way his lips twist back into another frown and his brows follow suit as you heft the first bag over your shoulder leaves you to wonderâŚ
Wrapping a fist around the handles of the other two bags, you pause to test the weight of them, satisfied when they seem to hold well enough.
High above you, War casts his eye out through the caveâs opening and fixes it on the lashing rain beyond, his chest thrumming softly as the line between his eyebrows etches even deeper into his forehead.
The storm that's been steadily sweeping in from the ocean has finally arrived to batter his bay, and as he lours at it, apparently lost in thought, you make your way outside, tossing a chipper "It was nice to meet you!" over your shoulder at the Mer.
A torrent of rain batters against your head as you pass beneath the threshold, and you duck further into the collar of your jacket, suddenly deaf to the heavy thumps that follow you all the way to the cave's exit, trundling slowly to a stop when it becomes clear you aren't turning back.
It's difficult to raise your head against the maelstrom, more difficult still because you don't have any hands free to shield your eyes from the prevailing wind and ocean spray.
One foot drags slowly after the other as you make your way up the beach towards the truck... On and on you trudge, hauling the spoils of your labour across the sand and leaving a pair of shallow trenches alongside your boot prints.
The mere five minutes it took for you to get from the truck to the cave passes you by, and it's only when those five minutes stretch into ten, and the tide has made noticeable progress swallowing up the beach that you're given pause, coming to a stop with a curl of apprehension in your stomach.
Squinting sharply through the rain, you scan the landscape ahead of you, blowing droplets of water off your lashes from the corner of your mouth.
The truck is nowhere to be seen. But you could have sworn it wasn't this far from the cave...
Baffled, you twist around to peer over your shoulder, eyes searching back up the bay, wondering if perhaps you'd just passed it without noticing.
And yet...
There's nothing.
No square, solid shape standing out amongst the towering cliffs and the brown sand.
An awful realisation sinks into your bones and drags your nerves down to the ground as it dawns on you...
You've been left behind.
An old discomfort starts to tighten around your throat. Had you turned the wrong way when you left the caveâŚ? No. No, you remember admiring the headlands as you drove in from this angle, you canât have been turned around.
Briefly, the very alarming thought occurs to you that the truck might have been swallowed by the sea. But youâre quick and vicious in dismissing it. Abby had parked it almost flush against the cliffs. You recall how youâd nearly asked her if she was worried about rocks falling onto it from above before thinking better of it and trusting her judgement.
With your breaths coming heavier and thicker as your pulse kicks into gear, you drop the bags of litter and take a few, stumbling strides towards the cliffface, raising a hand and shielding your eyes as you rake them up and down the sand.
It doesnât take long for you to find what youâre searching for.
Theyâre already half obscured, pitted into near-oblivion by the hammering rain, but you can still make them out. A pair of tyre tracks, running alongside the cliff walls until they converge in the distance and your eyes canât follow them any furtherâŚ
Reason begins vying for control of a spiralling narrative, and you tell yourself she might have been called back to the centre for an emergency, or to gather more supplies, with every intention of returning any minute nowâŚ
But with the ocean looking to start gnawing your ankles, you canât say with any confidence exactly how many minutes you might have left.
Dumbstruck, you suddenly come alive, slapping your palms over the pockets of your jacket, your trousers, everywhere until your frantic movements slow to a halt and you let your arms hang defeatedly at your sides.
You'd left your phone on the dashboard.... You can picture it now, sitting just above the air-con on the jeep's dash amongst a clutter of old receipts and wrappers. You didn't think you'd actually need it on the job...
What the Hell are you supposed to do now?
Fight the urge to let any tears mingle with the raindrops slipping down your cheeks, that's what. You're not about to cry for something so trivial. It was an honest mistake... probably. More to the point, getting panicked won't do you any favours.
Clenching your hands into fists, you press your lips together and inhale sharply through your nose.
You'll just have to hoof it, that's all. Hug the cliff walls and pray you can move quick enough to cover the same ground on foot that took the Jeep a good fifteen minutes... What is that... Three hours, max? That's if Abby doesn't come back for you.
One thing is for certain though. The longer you take to decide, the more time slips through your fingers, narrowing your window of opportunity. If you get caught against the cliffs when the ocean finally reaches you...?
"Shit," you mutter, more to expel a mote of tension than to say anything productive.
From the corner of an eye, you wince at the bags of rubbish laying where you'd dropped them...
... You can't just leave them here.
When the tide picks them up, they'll come undone and spill their contents straight back into the ocean, which means your work - and more importantly War's - will have been for nothing.
The cacophonous surge of the tide is unassailable in your ears, and the rain using your head like a percussion instrument leaves you deaf to the mountain rising up behind you, but you're not oblivious to the quaking thuds that rumble through the soles of your boots and resonate inside your chest.
The rain stops.
Just like that, as if someone had flipped a switch and turned off the sky, yet it's only your immediate vicinity that's spared from the watery onslaught. Hissing curtains of rain still mist the world beyond you, and for a moment, you're perturbed and mesmerised by the phenomenon, but a familiar sound from high over your head doesn't leave you wondering for long.
Tipping your neck back so fast that you feel something give a soft crunch, you blurt out a startled shout at the underside of a massive carapace.
"War!?" A spray of rain flies from your lips and you lift your hands to swipe furiously at your eyes, rubbing your lashes until they're no longer heavy with water. "What are you doing out here?!"
A rather inane question, you'll concede, given that he can go wherever he damn well wants to. Hell, he could probably fall asleep in this storm's eye and rest peacefully as a babe.
The Mer has parked the bulk of his body directly over you, as rudimentary yet effective a shelter as he can make.
You can't see his face above the lip of his shell, and when you try to venture forwards to peer up at him, he moves in tandem with you, keeping you underneath his sheltering mass with the barest shift of his legs.
War's gaze, hidden from you, blazes its own trail along the sand, following the lines of comparatively tiny tyre tracks narrowing to a point in the distance.
Bewildered by his sudden appearance, though no less glad to have the rain off you for a moment, however coincidental that may be, you lower your head once more and press your knuckles to the curve of a hip.
"Guess I missed my ride," you chuckle humourlessly below him, eyeing his claws with a despondent sigh as they clench shut in response to your voice.
You canât fathom a guess as to what the old Mer must be thinking. Even less so when the titanic mass above you suddenly shifts down, and without warning, a vast, thickset hand comes reaching into the space beneath his carapace.
Instinctively, you kick your boots up and start to backpeddle in clumsy steps across the sand, away from fingers longer than you are tall as they nudge after you, swiftly and easily overtaking your retreat.
âWoah! What are you-? Oh! My God!?â
You jump out of your skin, spine colliding the curve of his fingertips first when they spring shut like a trap behind you, and then his thumb, broad and rough and chiseled with grooves, bunts into your stomach and scoops your straight into the cup of his palm.
The shock of it all turns your body rigid as youâre promptly extracted from the shelter of his body and raised several dozen feet off the ground, set upon by the lashing rainfall once again.
Sputtering through your daze, you crane your head back to squint up at the Mer whose own gaze has already landed upon you, his enormous face hanging ominously against the backdrop of an iron-grey sky.
Jesus, you must look no more dignified than a drowned, somewhat indignant rat in his palm. âI was gonna take the trash bags with me!â you bark, taking a stab as to why youâre being glowered at so severely.
But if War cares about the bags at all, he doesnât let a single hint slip through his stony façade.
Instead, in a move that catches you wildly off guard, he brings his hand in close to the base of his throat, tucking you just above his collar bone as he bows his chin over you, and itâs only when the torrent of icy water stops running down the back of your neck and pounding at your skull that you realise what heâs doing. What heâd been doing when he followed you out here to loom over you.
Heâs using himself to shield you from the rain.
Youâll have to remember to be touched by the gesture once you can speak past your chattering teeth.
The heat from his palm seeps right through the back of your jacket, as does the warmth radiating off his neck where youâre pressed flush against it.
For a second, you wonder if heâs just so keen to be rid of you that heâs picked you up with every intention of taking you back to the perimeter of his territory to drop you off himself. And youâd be lying if you said a ride wouldnât be appreciated, given the circumstances.
But then, with slow, deliberate movements, the Mer pivots his body sideways and begins moving down the beach⌠back in the direction of his cave.
Thereâs no threat behind his actions, nothing discernible anyway, just a strangeness that glues your tongue to the roof of your mouth and leaves you draped stiffly in his remaining palm whilst he ferries you into his home.
You'll be honest, for your first day at a new job, you'd been expecting something a little more mundane.
I had a tone of other doodles I wanted to do as well as some with mutuals OC's but this past month has been so stressful - the first time being signed off work and having to managed counselling has been emotionally and mentally exhausting, as well as commission work in-between. With the month basically over I wanted to get the drawings I did finish posted, better late then never!
For the OC's including, in order, their sexualities are:
Dominic - Gay
Rubix - Bisexual
Penny - Aromantic, Asexual (the pin designs on Penny's blazer I got from Pintrest. She's wearing the Pansexual pin in support of her brother, another OC of mine)
Camilla - Lesbian
Purple OC in the last drawing belongs to @chibifox2002
I had a tone of other doodles I wanted to do as well as some with mutuals OC's but this past month has been so stressful - the first time being signed off work and having to managed counselling has been emotionally and mentally exhausting, as well as commission work in-between. With the month basically over I wanted to get the drawings I did finish posted, better late then never!
For the OC's including, in order, their sexualities are:
Dominic - Gay
Rubix - Bisexual
Penny - Aromantic, Asexual (the pin designs on Penny's blazer I got from Pintrest. She's wearing the Pansexual pin in support of her brother, another OC of mine)
Camilla - Lesbian
Purple OC in the last drawing belongs to @chibifox2002
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The bots have never seen such a bizarre weather, nor have they seen you so adamantly excited about your work shifts being cancelled for the foreseeable futureÂ
Naturally, they donât understand your excitement, even more so when you explain that snow is just frozen water vapor. Yet that doesnât stop you from zipping up your coat and rushing back out into the snow to play, leaving the bots to blink in confusion as you gamble about like a happy bunnyÂ
Like with most earth things however, some of the bots grow curious and begin creeping out from the base to join youÂ
The first thing that pops to your mind when watching Bee investigate the snow are videos of foxes jumping into it. At first, his steps were hesitant, but only for a second, because soon enough he was gently kicking snow about with his pede and scooping it up with his servos before throwing it in the air. You and him made snow angels together and the he insisted you make at least thirteen moreÂ
Bulkhead was a little more weary, heâd heard snow was bad for automobiles, that was until he caught you assembling what he learnt was a âsnow manâ. Bulkhead spent the next two hours building - by his standards - small structures in the snow. Once youâd told him about igloos it was all he wanted to try and make. His final product is a bit shabby, but you give him a thumbs up anyway (if you sit inside it and jokingly call it your house Bulkhead will cry)Â
Ratchet, in typical Ratchet fashion, keeps himself tucked away in the base away from the fun until he soon ventures out to investigate, claiming that your ruckus kept distracting him. You show Ratchet the snow Ratchet you made, youâd even used some old bits of junk from inside the silo to create his little orange ear fins and trademark grimace - Ratchet regards your âwork of artâ with a scoff, then quietly mutters that he doesnât look like that.Â
Before you can wonder off though you catch Ratchet quietly muttering that itâs been more then an hour since you came inside to warm up. Itâs the best confession that heâs concerned for your health youâll get, and naturally, you tease him. Ratchet was sorely tempted to kick snow at you as you turned that shit eating grin up at him he knew far too well, but instead he just harrumphs and storms back inside while yelling over his shoulder that you better not come crying to him if you get sick!!Â
(He let you sit in his alt mode with the heat on after you came back inside with a red stuffy nose, all the while reminding you you are, in fact, an idiot for getting a cold)Â
Wheeljack isnât hugely interested at first, heâs seen far weirder in his times travelling in the JackhammerâŚHowever, when you introduce a snowball to him, and then tack on the word fight at the endÂ
Your first target is Bee, who lets out a sharp, sudden bleat of alarm when Wheeljack successfully landed a snowball right between his door struts. Heâs a good sport though and quickly returns rapid fire. Being so small, youâre content to double over in hysterics as Wheeljack lobs a snowball at the back of Bulkheads helm while Bumblebee is crouched making more ammunition. Soon enough, it turns into a massive snowball fight between the three bots, with you eagerly yelling support if you catch one of them sneaking up on the other and watching the playful chaos unfoldÂ
The sound causes a positively irate Ratchet to storm outside wondering what in the name of Primus all the racket is about, and the element of playfulness burns and dies when Wheeljack lobbs a snowball directly into his faceÂ
As the quickest bot itâs Bee who scoops you up before sprinting away alongside an apologetic Bulkhead and a cackling Wheeljack as Ratchet charges after you threeÂ
(Wheeljack insisted he wasnât aiming for Ratchetâs face intentionally~)