Stuff and Nonsense

You absolute dumbass. He's from Whoville. All their last names are Who. That's why he's called Doctor Who. Okay?

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

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nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

IS MOON DAY!!! MOOOOON DAY!!!! THE DAY OF MOOOOON! HAPPY MOON DAY 🌝 (we landed on the moon today in 1969)

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

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