[Lil Wayne voice] I hope all dogs go to heaven

And here we fucking go

My friend bought me a carton of cigarettes cuz she was like you don’t want to try to quit that in rehab. Girl

My friend (he’s been around a lot of addiction, forever) was like “statistically, going to rehab is the most stressful experience. It’s more stressful than the first year of marriage. I’ve never known anyone who’s left their partner at the altar, but I’ve known countless people who left the first day of rehab”

Blasting Lil Wayne for the last bit of time I can

I did my dogs’ nails because I’m leaving in a couple hours and it rules how when you have a good relationship they might hate something but they’re like 🚬😑 while you do it. My baby girl clearly doesn’t like it, I don’t actively counter condition it anymore, but it also clearly is something she trusts me about despite finding it inexplicable and evil. My angel…

I wanna be on the other side of this so bad.

Hahaha I’m so sick of paperwork I hate this shit generally but rn it’s just like why

My friend is like “so many people care about you and support you. Please know that” and I know it’s true, I feel insanely lucky while also ashamed and humiliated. But I said “this is just really hard. It’s going to be very hard” and he said “I think it’s supposed to be hard”

Woke up early to work on forms and stuff and I turned to my dog and started to ask her to turn on the lamp she’s sitting next to. Shes basically a person to me

My mom was like you should move back in with us after so you’re not alone! and with all due respect I might actually kill myself if I moved back in