Malcom in the Medium

shark vs the universe
we're not kids anymore.
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Cosimo Galluzzi
dirt enthusiast
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Sade Olutola

Origami Around
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ellievsbear
trying on a metaphor
One Nice Bug Per Day
Xuebing Du
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Product Placement
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"


Kaledo Art
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Malcom in the Medium

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Cats have to put up with being picked up and getting kissies and being cradled like the little baby and itβs so funny to me because like. They chose that. They domesticated themselves
"I suppose I shall tolerate the kisses from mama and papa... it will result in my kin 2000 years from now getting treats and scratchy posts for free..."
And it will make me cry forever and ever that the first recorded cat name was "Sweetie"
ripping out my pube in ANGER!!!!!!!!!!!
EATING MY PUBE β

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Marx and Engels
a CRITTER? Carrying a BERRY?? Across a BRAMBLE VINE?????
she has been pickled for her crimes

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remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave
How fucking old are you people?
normal amount
this is such a point-and-click protagonist thing to say
I think they would be friends.
[ID: A meme edit of Laios from Dungeon Meshi telling Maomao from The Apothecary Diaries, "I ate raw kraken parasite and got sick." Maomao says, "Why the fuck did you do that?" but thinks, "Based based based..." End ID]
Some of my favorite reblogs:
"Between the edible and poisonous portions of each monster they would clean the whole platter"
#so all my fav protags are autistic is what Iβm getting from this #i think that says something about me
#maomao would thrive in that environment #but laios would die in hers within two days
#forever thinking about the dynamic potential of the two of them #and marcille and jenshi would get along great of course #senshi + chilchuck + gaoshun
Many variants of "This post inspired me to check out Apothecary Diaries"
#she would Not think that #she would SAY IT! #and then ask for details
#MY POWERFULLY AUTISTIC FAVES
"They'd be the ultimate enablers"
#I need both of these idiots to meet Fel from Campfire Cooking #They'd be unstoppable and insufferable
#autism to autism communication
#i think these two together would be a nightmare for their respective casts #because laios gets to talk about monsters and all their nutritional value to someone who is obsessed with poison and medicine #and maomao would continue to ask questions and throw hypothesis about the different ways monsters could be used in medicine #starting a never-ending cycle of raw autism energy that instantly kills every neurotypical in the area
#hsjdjfjfjg i JUST started watching this show the other day and was thinking #that it was surprising i didnt see many comparisons at the height of 'laios is such a freak <3' posting last year
#she would be SO dissapointed he didn't write down his experiences #what do you MEAN he got sick and didn't do science about it what was even the point!
#yes! iβd love to see them interact #but also: #bring back crack-shipping!! laios x maomao fanfiction when
#my thought when watching both series #senshi: this is poisonous. Do not consume. #maomao: How poisonous are we talking π
#insert 'they are the same picture' meme
#She would eat all the things Laios's teammates wont let him #and she'll describe in vast detail so he may live vicariously through her
"God knew they would be to powerful if they existed in the same universe"
#sheβd think heβs weird as hell #but she respects his passion #like with Shisui
#Autistic little freaks who wanna put dangerous things in their mouths

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monks debating whether vows of silence should still allow you to leave emoji reacts on the monastery groupchat
Inciting incident
Had to dig to find this OP itβs been stuck in my head all damn day