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wheres the love for the miners of minecraft. is it just me that spends like an hour and a half mining as soon as i load up a world

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vorbisx

Aww yeah girls gone wild! Girls gone absolutely feral! Girls moving through the forest without making a sound! Girls covered with twigs leaves and mud! Girls emerging from the trees at full speed!

vorbisx

i have been captured by the elves

casperscareschool

no offence but there is literally nothing morally wrong with cheating on tests/at school… it’s up there with piracy on the list of Crimes Everyone Is Convinced Are Wrong And Harmful But If You Actually Think About Them For 12 Seconds It’s Fine And You Definitely Should Commit Them At Some Point

kamorth

99% of computer repair is googling the problem to see if anyone else has successfully fixed it. I have a certification in computer repair and I was allowed AND EXPECTED to use google in my exam. 99% of bartending is pulling pints and adding coke to a spirit. I managed bars for 10 years and have a diploma in Cafe, Bar, and Restaurant Management. I think I can make like 7 cocktails from memory. I use google to find the recipes for the rest. I was working towards a paleontology degree. On the few digs I was involved in, everything was photographed and shared with experts who weren’t there to get their opinions. The real world doesn’t operate in exam conditions. Whatever career path you follow, you will be able to consult colleagues in some form or another. You’ll be allowed to use Google and Wikihow and industry specific forums and texts and websites. Exam conditions do not exist outside of exams.

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glitter-pear

it’s called a what?!

oh my god it is

is it really going to say ass of the bag???

cowards

gitout-guiteau-deactivated20230

HGDYKDFCCHCKHKHCHCKGCHKCLC

callsigndreadfrost

I'm sorry but I refuse to leave this in the tags.

bulllla-deactivated20230629

Tolkien did know this, he left specific instructions on how to translate his works and what to keep. Which is why Bilbo Baggins from Bag End became Bilbon Sacquet de Cul-de-Sac

mananabuffins

BILBO FROM THE ASS END OF HOBBITSVILLE

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habbadax

Bread type of animal

habbadax

Legitimately obsessed with the shape of this beast

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“You have to cheat. Ask for as many extensions on papers as you possibly can. Pretend your computer is broken. Use your charm if you have any. If you’re going to cry, don’t wait until you’re out of the room–do it where the people in power can see you. Eat the same food every day if you can’t think of anything else to make. Put other things ahead of taking a shower, even if your mom said you have to take a shower every two days. Sometimes people won’t notice you’re cheating but even if they do and are annoyed you might still get by. My mom goes to workshops for people with ASD and then gives me the really long printouts that go along with them. The printouts tell me to sit down and make a list of everything I have to do. When I am anxious, as I have been this year, it’s hard to think about these things so I hold on to the printouts out of guilt but don’t actually read them. Then my mom finds them and gets upset that I haven’t read them and says that I’m not ready to live on my own. But I am ready to live on my own. Badly. Just like I can hold down a full-time job. Badly. Just like I am getting my homework done. Badly. And I forget to balance my checkbook, which none of my non-disabled friends do because you can get it online, and my mom says, “Well it’s different for you because they would be able to do it if they needed to, but you wouldn’t, so you have to do it.” Theoretically I understand this is true, but my checkbook remains unbalanced. Which is bad. And I feel bad. I do! At this rate I’ll never be able to go to college. But I do go to college. At this rate I’ll never be able to have any friends. But I do have friends. I just don’t do everything right with them all the time. For people whose lives are controlled by executive dysfunction, I firmly believe the difference between getting stuff done and not getting stuff done is not caring about doing things right. You cannot always make a list all the time and be early for everything. You just can’t. Hopefully you’re good-looking or funny or you remind someone of their niece. Exploit all opportunities. Do not do what people who are not disabled tell you to do (unless you want to, of course). All too often I find myself waiting for the day when I can do shit properly, which more or less amounts to waiting until I’m not disabled anymore. Then I can feel good enough to deserve everything I want. Well my cure is slow in arriving, so I’m just going to do everything I want now, if that’s okay with you.”

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from I’m Somewhere Else, “Max is a Miracle”

The best advice I’ve heard on how to get through college with a developmental disability when there are zero accommodations for executive dysfunction. You can’t let anyone else try to live your life for you, and you cannot worry about “doing things right”. Also: none of the things described here as “cheating” are ACTUALLY cheating.

kaijutegu

None of the things described here as “cheating” are ACTUALLY cheating.

despazito

I call this collection "if its got a neck, some Victorian's put it in a yoke"

despazito

cerebralpaulzie

airandangels

Dolly coming out of her well to sing a nice country song to mankind

brainrockets

Dolly coming out of her well to vaccinate mankind.

what a week huh?

NEVER FORGET

If anyone’s feeling a little tense at the moment, and can’t quite put their finger on why, here’s a reminder of how last November started and why this might be the case. o_o

kipkipkepler

please watch this post along to “welcome to the jungle” like i just accidentally did. Adds to the experience

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dovabunny

The single funniest thing I’ve seen in 2019 (sound on)

jl-streams

This is so funny? Why does it only have 500 notes I’m screaming I feel this Italian in my soul

mctreeleth

These guys should be the ones voicing the new Mario movie.

joshpeck

still being active on tumblr is camp

fucignwimdy

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

joshpeck

i'll outlive everything you love

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

"oh mein gott" destroyed germany, "woa mama mia cunt" destroyed italy, and "naur" destroyed australia. who is next?

jokin-around

Tom hardy’s oddly small princess peach lips have been banished from cinema for 10 years only to be released for a single, all important purpose, kissing venom

#if they do a rocky horror remake they gotta cast hardy for the lips at the start of the film

someemochick

#2fort

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