That Crazy Diamond

you people left me in my enclosure without any enrichment and now i listen to the mountain goats

Stop unfollowing me I’ve been nothing but distant and incomprehensible to you all

@mama-germany

Move in together. Problem solved

muppet version of knives out where daniel craig is the token human and changes nothing about his performance

They call me Jack the Ripper cuz I'm out here butchering English

The language or the people?

Yeah

yall see “love” and immediately go to “romantic love” if you translate “love is the whole point” to “romantic love is the whole point” you need to rethink everything because love is found in everything. in community, in friendships, in family, in food, in nature so actually love is the whole point and u can die mad about it. hope this helps <3

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.

Rejection sensitive dysphoria is wild. Someone will be like “hey just so you know the thing you did was a little bit loud/uncomfortable/insensitive but it’s ok I know you didn’t mean it” and my brain will instantly translate “you should be shot”

The fun other side of this too is when you are afraid of making other people feel that way so you just let shit go 90% of the time even when it’s reasonable and valid to make a comment/critique/etc

if you think about it there’s no real reason for smith to be a more common surname than another standard job like cook. except that smiths fucked more. all those smiths in their forges with their big muscular arms all covered in sweat. i bet the medieval women were gagging for it.

The voice talent. The perfect choice of ugly quotes. The comedy timing. Just brilliant