THE CALM THAT FOLLOWS

🚲🌀hello white person. in front of you is a post telling you to educate yourself and giving a variety of subjects to look into, including cultural and religious texts. if you reblog the post telling people to read the bible, i will come into the room and shoot you with my saw 🚲🌀shotgun.

just the $218.11 due in around 3 hours & i need food again but most pressing is the loan. if i cant pay it regularly ill have to use borrow on it & id really prefer not to do that, considering.

if we’ve been mutuals over a year we’re cousins

new bit, it’s called “the wrong twin died.” any time you’re talking about an alive person who you dont like, say something like “yeah he sucks. the wrong twin died.” make up a fake story about how the person used to have a twin but the twin died tragically and they were probably nicer than the one who survived.

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

Walk Like No One Is Driving