Brain: "I want to get a cat. And name it Poptart."
Me, taking notes: "Okayyyy. That's new. Anything else to report?"
Brain: "Depression. Anxiety! I miss my mommmm!" *bursts into tears*
Me: "Ah. Well, why don't we table Poptart the cat for now and revisit that when your sanity returns in a few days, okay?"
Brain, sniffling: "p...poptart"




















