May your trials end in full bloom

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

i'm such yayybait. i'm such yippee!bait. i love to become ensnared in delight

You should be able to listen to a full album without looking at your phone. You should be able to watch a 3 hour film from beginning to end without checking social media. If you can't do this, you need to start training your attention span as if it were a physical muscle. I don't experience boredom or restlessness because I've trained my brain to not be dependent on quick stimuli and dopamine hits. If you can't chill on a park bench while waiting for a friend with just your imagination to keep you company, you need to learn how to do it ASAP because one day we may not have access to the internet.

happy pride month to this post specifically

That mutant monkey is the reason we have 327 states now. He conquered them all for us.

God bless the homunculus.