if you're going, take the moon

happy pride month to hater lesbians!! i love u never stop hating <3

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

Yeah okay there are like 11 species of heron native to the USA and yes fine I’ve only managed to spot 10 of those species. You might think I’m bitter about that one species evading me but I’m not. I’m actually the Least Bittern person about it in the entire world

you can’t even move to a brand new city and teach yourself how to die in this economy

cosmo, wanda, i want you to spawn a piece of radioactive plutonium in that person's stomach

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

YOU CAN BE STRAPPED FOR CASH??????

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am