Aleksien Stock

Shine on you radioactive dumpster gremlin

this is a lie, im a human. i have bones

Are they your bones?

yes they are bones and are also mine

Are they inside your body?

this is going to lead into son bone voring inquisitions and i wont have it

How do you know about bone vore? Is that how you acquired your bones?

hey mia quick question what the fuck

key example of how having a folder with 2000+ keyworded calligraphied shitposts is incredibly handy

PLEASE STOP. MY DASH IS DESTROYED AND SO ARE MY NOTES. END MY SUFFERING

: ) 

Reminder. This  is my most popular post. I still hate it >:(

This post gives me anxiety

i absolutely hate this. have a terrible day

Haha Version 2 is amaze~

omfg

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

this is a carwash for people

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

You fucker

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

I await the day video game characters can realistically drink out of cups

me n the girls going out n getting wasted

i wanna make a moodboard of jj abrams saying he didn’t wanna make finnpoe canon coz he sees them as “deeper than romance” and m*ftiss saying johnlock won’t be canon coz “their friendship is deeper than romance” and they wouldn’t wanna ruin it and neilman saying zira and crowley are ethereal beings and can’t be gay and akthully their 6000 years long relationship is deeper than romance but it’s up to the viewer xoxo and what the clown writer of the clown movie said about reddie and I’ve never given a fuck about spn but whatever they said about destiel and what the goldfinch director said about deciding to leave out the relationship between theo and boris and the other 47674622 examples I could bring up about a writer/director trying to make excuses for gaybaiting but I’m just so fucking tired I really am

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reverse fake dating: very in love couple has to pretend theyre not actually together