IMAGINAL OWL

yes... yes....

the "Turn everyone into rodents now" act, as well as its proponents, have been ratified

I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like “in this century, all this shit was happening concurrently” and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar

I had this book! My grandpa gave it to me and it was really freakin useful!!

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

Please respect my privacy

my deepest apologies

I forgive you

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

Stop calling me taylor swift

I would let her kill me for sport

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet