IMAGINAL OWL

pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

evil daft punk

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

Happy Pride

clap if you think he should suffer

to whom am I squeaking

what

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

It's Matteo JWHJ0715!!!!! Very talented director (italian mother, license plate father)