IMAGINAL OWL

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

wet flat dawgs

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

go outside? read a book? do some crafts?

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

today's reason I fucking love the open source community: Ageless Linux, a brand new Debian-based operating system specifically designed to break the law by giving children access to computers that explicitly refuse to track their age.

reblog this post to help a child break the law

oh goddamn this whole page goes so hard actually, please go read it. what an impressive, visceral takedown of this dumb law

if im careful i could whittle this peanut into sonic

you probably could domesticate a velociraptor tho, that thing could prolly protect the fuck out of grain

like. from potentates

I got whatever ADHD is called

ADHD is called ADHD.

That’s the one

I’ve watched this over and over again and I laugh every time

I’m still trying to figure out what he was hoping to achieve by diving headfirst over the banister like that.

Bold of you to assume cops have any thought process other than “im a cool action hero”

Rolling down the stairs like a fucking slab of ham lmao

Whenever I see that gif my head just plays Nicki Minaj’s “Nuh, nuh, nuh, na-nuh-na-nuh-nuh Ah-huh di-duh, a-nuh-di-da-duh”

Pigs still cannot fly confirmed