i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

we could have a disgusting thing going on if you want

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

I'm the cunt you followed back

my knight keeps saying fuck it we ball before charging into battles and it's reallynot inspiring confidence in my heart

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

Nothing has done quite so much damage to my internal vocabulary as the construction #MyNoun. I don't remember if it was from that "tour of my jar, this is my twig #MyTwig" or if it was from "inappropriate attachment to objects, my tuube #MyTuube" but either way it was one of you fuckers on here. I do it every time there's my noun #MyNoun

AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"