sunrise, parabellum

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

the need to talk about the characters vs the fear that all of my analysis is just empty prose and surface level understanding

before there was Online there was lying on the floor and studying the patterns of the carpet and tracing it with your finger

i can't eat breakfast because they stopped making good youtube videos

"slut era" i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

also note this is a PARASITIC infection. most diarrhea-causing pathogens you expect to contaminate your greens are bacteria (e.g. e. coli and salmonella), which are a different domain of organism altogether. cyclospora is a protozoan, which is bigger and more complicated than a bacteria (for reference, malaria is also caused by a protozoan). bacterial diarrhea can be dangerous, but you might also expect to weather it and survive unscathed. do NOT fuck with PARASITIC contamination. you should be scared of this one!

i feel like im constantly taking damage