sunrise, parabellum

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore

i’m taking the phrase “media literacy” away until yall stop using it as a gotcha to win every argument you’re having over every dumb tv show or book. you can’t just claim your opinion is correct because obviously you have “media literacy” and whoever is disagreeing with you doesn’t. that’s essentially just an ad hominem

idgaf in a peaceful way

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

“i'll be there shortly” yeah. we know.

can’t eat green vegetables and can’t go outside for fresh air i always knew i wanted to live like a mistreated studio apartment dog

Unblock me so our love can bloom

Girl said she’d let me see her DDs but when I got to her house she just had her shirt off and she didn’t even have a ps2 let alone a copy of digital devil saga. Waste of my damn time

holding you by the hands: you know that the "you" in a 2nd person pov isn't literally you right? you know that even in a "reader insert" story it is still a character, right? you recognize that because they are not actually you they may make choices different from the one that you would make for the sake fo the story, right? you know that? you know that the only "you" that exists in the context of the story is the you that is reading it? right?

what if i was evil and ran torwards you at very fast speeds

My arms are strong, I would catch you ands hug you