sunrise, parabellum

before there was Online there was lying on the floor and studying the patterns of the carpet and tracing it with your finger

i can't eat breakfast because they stopped making good youtube videos

"slut era" i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

also note this is a PARASITIC infection. most diarrhea-causing pathogens you expect to contaminate your greens are bacteria (e.g. e. coli and salmonella), which are a different domain of organism altogether. cyclospora is a protozoan, which is bigger and more complicated than a bacteria (for reference, malaria is also caused by a protozoan). bacterial diarrhea can be dangerous, but you might also expect to weather it and survive unscathed. do NOT fuck with PARASITIC contamination. you should be scared of this one!

i feel like im constantly taking damage

I need to bite something until it breaks. I need to jack off. I need to set fire to a large structure. I need to sprint into the woods

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

does anyone know if we have joy and whimsy tomorrow

is that simple task bothering you queen

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried