snow and dirty rain

You spent the better days of your time at BU watching mack celly freak the fuck out at any given moment and have a complete and utter meltdown in the locker room when will patrick charles scored a dick trick on your underage feral teammate at the hockey east game. You think the kid is pretty cool outside of…whatever is happening to him on and off the ice and you’re super siked to play against him again this year as a friend, former teammate and rival! You try to skate over to say hi except you’re stopped dead in your tracks by the sight that roots you to a standstill. It’s mack, but a mack that you’ve never experienced. He’s making “come hither” eyes and beckoning over the guy that you just know he wanted to throttle back in 2024 but surprisingly has been glued to his side for the past year and half as you’ve learned through scrolling his IG. He’s fluttering his eyelashes and giggling like a fool and no one, not even his teammates bat an eye at the insanity you’ve just watched happen on SAP arena ice. It actually feels even more deranged than that one time they decided to show up to the beanpot last year in matching gay outfits that they definitely did NOT plan. The fans behind them are cooing and you think you just saw Colin Graf try to skate over to talk to them but turned right around once he saw all of THAT taking place. Your name is Lane hutson and you play for the canadiens.

sex is when u find increasingly obscure ways to injure each other

ummm the guy in front of me is looking at a greased up beefcake in line at the food truck... i kinda wish he'd angle his phone so i could get a better look - oh hey thanks! #guyinfrontofme

I wouldn't be a good sacrificial lamb I'd be like a huge bitch about it

scrolling tumblr while in line at the food truck.. yeppp, that's a big oiled up cosplayer ass. angles my phone better so the guy behind me can see too. #guybehindme

While you were studying the blade, I was studying you. You're weak on your left side and your footwork could use improvement. Also I think I've fallen in love with you. Who said that.

look i know theyre going to martyr him no matter what and this will probably lead to an uptick in hate speech and retaliatiatory violence yadda yadda it’s not all sunshine and rainbows but ohhh my god how nice it is to think some of these people might realize they’re not actually untouchable and above consequence

dying in a horror movie bc the sound of me opening my dr pepper echoes across the field loud as fuck and i am located instantly

i've never given a blowjob that didn't have themes and motifs and the like. i take pride in that.