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keep in mind there are SO MANY but these came to mind first. feel free to reply with your other favorites:

the protagonist has caused not one but TWO breakups

character a calls character b “his treasure” repeatedly

authors have a running gag that character a is like a housewife for character b

someone gets referred to as “princess” almost as frequently as his name

someone basically murdered an unknown amount of people in soccer but like it’s basically murder he like comes out of it extremely traumatized

someone draws parallels to pregnancy and soccer

same someone begs his enemy’s brother for his number

same someone gets his enemy’s brother’s number

enemy’s brother calls same someone “horny demon” “my little demon” and other variants

same someone is at one point put in a STRAITJACKET for ATTACKING OTHERS UNPROVOKED

protagonist makes someone cry and thinks to himself “holy shit this feels good”

someone thinks to himself “i love you, partner” in regards to the protagonist

protagonist, person a, and person b re-enact a romance drama wherein protagonist says “person a, i’m here to steal you back from person b”. authors confirmed this was supposed to feel like a romance drama moment

『ᴘᴏꜱᴛ ᴇɢᴏɪꜱᴛ 4』❤️🧡💛💚 

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