wait i performed abnormal behaviors. fuuuuuuuck

Why aren't we talking about him

starting to think I may actually have some issues and even perhaps problems

january is one of those months where you experience every feeling on the human spectrum and you just have to go about your day like that isn't happening

hello, who am I squeaking with?

Hold on, I’m putting you on squeaker phone!

intense mosh pit going on at the punk concert and I'm standing in the center dancing like a peanuts character completely untouched as the crowd rages around me

"big day for annoying people" truly revolutionized the art of hating

good news everyone. the worlds smalles mouse was just born, from the center of a daisy

this is like the opposite of 9/11 to me

had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man