lizard daughter

I hope I'm not just a blog to you guys but also a gateway to acquire secondhand knowledge of medias you'll never get into

love ppl online being like "ur literally 30" like do u think thats not gonna happen to you??

anyone tagging this with "Yeah but i wont be on tumblr at that age" is only fooling themselves.

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

you will have coworkers more incompetent than you could even dream of

love is stored in the unromanceable npc

i do like the recent shift in tumblr parlance from "blorbo" to "The Character". blorbo from my shows gives the impression that you have chosen the character in question like you would a kitten at the animal shelter, took one look and went aww i'll take that one and now every time they sprint around your house with a bit of plastic in their mouth you're like yeah <3 that's blorbo <3. The Character on the other hand carries the subtle undercurrent of derangement you would expect of somebody recently demonically possessed, which is honestly a lot closer to how i feel when i become attached to a new Character

Stop delaying joy until life looks a certain way. You're allowed to be happy while you're figuring things out.

reading a good interesting book after a horrible reading slump and suddenly you can feel the sun shining again and the sky is more beautiful than ever and birds are all singing songs to you

find people you feel safe being a burden to. we all have to lean on people sometimes. the point isn’t to never have a problem, to never want to rant, to never need help. the point is to find the ones you can go to with your troubles and know they don’t see you as less.

i love you films without sequels i love you limited series i love you stand alone novels i love you self-contained stories

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

people who express seething, violent hatred towards cyclists: you make people feel unsafe as fuck! you're allowed to be annoyed with cyclists. some of us are dicks who need to learn the road rules. but anytime I see someone "joke" about hitting cyclists with their car I feel a little bit sick to my stomach.

feels like as soon as my feet are on the pedals of my only reliable mode of transport, I become a target for people driving a terrifyingly fast and heavy car. when I was barely a toddler, my dad had to go on rallies to raise awareness about the fact that people on bikes are PEOPLE who do not deserve to be KILLED BY DRIVERS.

he had slogans trying to remind people that he was a dad with a 2 year old son at home, because both him and his friends have had drivers swerve at them any time they got on their bicycles. I just find how "normal" it is to want to kill cyclists pretty fucking scary.

"it's just a joke" yep! but jokes are rooted in ideas that you are reinforcing. you can laugh about how annoying cyclists are without sounding like you want us to get life ending injuries for inconveniencing you.

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

is it me or are the ads so much more sensitive to being accidentally tapped now