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This billboard is what an American roadtrip looks like

This is the only tiktok where the automated voice actually adds to the cinematic experience

wow that really sounds

wow that really sounds

WHYS THERE A METAL CUP IN THE MICROWAVE

NOOO LITTLE CAT DONT PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE

#every single lynda carter post that comes across my dash is a DELIGHT#meanwhile i have not seen a single post from ryan reynolds#this tells me that the Tumblr Peer Review system is still functioning at optimal levels#absolutely delighted by this#i can’t say i condone milf wrongs and then tell lynda carter to get off tumblr okay (via @racethewind10)

homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”

mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’

“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”

“shit. let’s be santa”

“i’m 13 u egg”

That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.

Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.  It was because shut up.  Shut up is why.

I’d throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting

“How old are you?” “6” “Goddamn”

Kick it barak

TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM

time to fly up away into the sun you fucknig piece of gargbage

KARKAT: THAT SOUNDS SUPER! DOESN’T THAT SOUND SUPER KANAYA? KANAYA: No KARKAT: I THINK I SPEAK FOR KANAYA WHEN I SAY IT SOUNDS Really Fucking Super.

“You have a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty” is my favorite tbh

@pacifriske

“This is exactly why babies shouldn’t be allowed to dual wield flintlock pistols”

God launders in mysterious ways.

today is the only day i regard this post fondly. and i love that just around this time it explodes with notes and my activity is clogged with everyones additions of quotes.

AC: :33 < why are you the floating frog all of a sudden?

my personal favorite is “yes sir the earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter”

Agreed with “under seige by planet fucking jupiter”, though the phrase “pirouette off the fucking handle” comes close second.

I adore whole “Attention Worthless Human” monologue. I even calligraphed it on time.

At this point it’d be easier to just repost the entire comic on this thread