There's still trouble in the streets.

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

I bring a sort of "not pregnant but needs to be" vibe to the party that you can kind of smell if you try hard enough

To be clear I have never been more proud of anyone or anything

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

you're laughing. Those dogs were stuck on that large pile of snow until it melted into a tiny pile of snow and you're laughing

I can’t get over “and comes fucks me”.

This video ruined all those aesthetic photos of fog for me. I can’t see a foggy landscape without this video playing in my head.

It’s Comes Fucks Me Wednesday babes