I threw a rat at a god

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

Some 'B-Sides' of my Majora's Mask redesign project that I cleaned up.

These ones didn't fit the premise of redesigning the identical Hylian counterparts, but they were still characters that I wanted to experiment with, so here they are - Adult Kafei, the Giants, and a Mysterious Man ;)

Infiltrating the fortress, in a moment of silence he turns to you and Tatl. "Your heart, it beats with courage. Just like him," The man mumbles. "Tell me, then? Why are you wearing Mikau's face like a mask? Why have you taken the form of my friend?"

Tatl explains the Song of Healing, the Mask Salesman, everything. That Mikau asked us to do this. The mysterious man lowers his spear.

"...I apologize. Not to you, deceitful boy. But to Mikau, for disrespecting his final wish. Let's go."

As he walks on, Tatl asks Link, "I get he's scary and all, but why do you keep looking at that man like you've seen a ghost? He's helping with Lulu's eggs. Isn't that what we want?"

Link is silent.

After recovering the eggs, Link stands atop the legendary sea turtle. The mysterious man stands at the edge, nodding at Link in recognition.

"Link, was it? Your courage shines over these cloudy waters like a lighthouse. Mikau would be proud to have his face paired with your brave actions. Then tell me, boy... That darkness in your eyes? That sharp look that seems reserved for me, and me alone... What did I do to deserve it?"

Link is silent.

"...could it be I'm wearing a familiar face as well? The way you look at me, I swear you've hated me for a lifetime."

Link's eyes soften, but he does not break his gaze.

"It's good that we speak with actions, then. Faces mean nothing. Just another mask to deceive. Link, boy from another land, you have my undying gratitude. Wear Mikau's mask with honor. And I will wear this face with a heart of justice, to make up for whoever wore it before."

watching a video on brewing Mesopotamian beer and look at this orange man (his ass cannot guard the barley)

Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6