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40+ year old men who seriously believe the young girls working at stores and restaurants are actually flirting with them just because the girls smile and are friendly are the most disgusting and terrifying things on this planet.

i keep getting messages from men over the age of 40 who were upset by this post and i’d like to sincerely thank them for proving my point so effortlessly. 

Queue the stream of libertarians bitching about “you can’t just steal money from people!” Shut up, chad. I’d skin Jeff Bezos with a butterknife if it would undo his greed and give money to the millions of people it could help. He could single-handedly end poverty if he wanted to.

let me tell u as someone with no impulse control the ‘treat yo self’ episode of parks and rec is very dangerous 

no sideblogs, we chaotically cram our personal posts, aesthetic posts, and 800 hyperfixations into one blog like men

In 2018 we refer to donuts as “nut”, examples “hey do you wanna grab a quick nut there’s a new nut shoppe nearby” and “i love a good nut in coffee, i always dunk my nut in the coffee”

i donut think this is a good idea

What’s wrong with it

Idk I could go for some nice nut rn

Please i don’t want to wake up to this

who doesn’t wanna wake up to some nice, fresh nut in the mornin

I sure do want to get my morning started with some fresh nut in my mouth

elvis presley was a registered DEA officer who asked nixon for the title and was awarded it.

What else?

foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus the muscles in their muzzle dont allowe it so they just drop their jaws and scream.

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

I’m confused, what is left…

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

You really forgot your whole brain.

she read this post with her pussy

this is my 5th time trying to scroll past this image. the first 3 times my computer froze on the sight of it, making me restart, the fourth time it just straight up crashed, and this time the computer froze twice while i typed this. this is a genuine actual Cursed Image.

guys i found something revolutionary

we all have that one friend 

This hits

This photo is so crazy bc the guy on the left robbed the guy on the right at gunpoint or whatever and in the process realized he was robbing people bc he was repressing his gay feelings and they started dating and now they’re like married or something

W H A T ……..

This world is a strange place.

BRUH

#i can’t believe you’d ever divorce this from its perfect original context 

#ikr i cant believe they gal pal'ed the florist and his mugger

It’s happening and I don’t like it!