i will try to fix you

having so many thoughts about teen dad stan x supportive friend kyle

cartman has had the most work done in mcau (craig a close second, he gets really addicted to plastic surgery in his late 30s) and makes no secret of it. at one point it becomes a popular rumor that he got a botched bbl, to which butters defends his man with “it was just ass shots, fellas!” butters also takes care of cartman every time he gets a surgery but he love LOVES this he would gypsy rose blanchard him if he could! he once asides in an intro for his podcast that he frequently fantasizes about hitting cartman with the pink barbie car and nursing him back to health like a baby bird and dougie is thinking “hm. is this just a gay thing and that’s why i don’t understand it?” so he just changes the subject to today’s interviewee

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.