sore from the fog

oh yeah by the way nothing happened today. a bug landed on my leg but thats it

Ahskajdishzidhdij KOKIHCHI

Steven Universe is so funny can you imagine being born and inheriting your parents war crimes

if u hug me from behind i will push my butt against ur dick

ur making this heimlich manoeuvre real awkward bro

Kings

that child is now dead

uhh literally that’s not true.  according to the update this child is on the autism spectrum, and he was given the opportunity to meet the artistic director.  don’t spread misinformation.  many orchestras are becoming more inclusive and less snobby.

thanks i was worried the orchestra killed the child

hello kitty doesn’t like xanax or knives or blood or any of those awful things your post with her! she likes apple pie, baking cookies, and her friends and that’s that!

Aquaman can manipulate and control the seas, oceans and their creatures, and therefore controlling 71% of the earth’s surface, while also having full knowledge of the massive unexplored percentage of said oceans, and yet he is a laughing stock in popular media while a billionaire furry with a bdsm kink who fights clowns is seen as a badass please explain

The 70s weren’t very kind to Aquaman.

i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge

these hozier lyrics slap

Mmm lettuce

Minecraft salad

the sizes of the second two are literally fucking crazy. i cant even wrap my head around this. 

the 4'9 guy has 25 pounds on the 6'7 guy

this man’s boyfriends are waluigi and wario