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gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

Actually witches grow from the bottom of the cave up while wizards grow from the top of the cave down

Also wizards will try standing on the broomsticks like a surfboard and fall off while witches will sit on them and not fall off but definitely feel extremely stiff when getting off

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

This webbed site

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger

is it perchance some sort of prawn?

a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a and ankles arms back belly cheeks claws dungeon ears eyes face have in is it legs mind monster neck nose of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of paws perchance power prawn? some sort tail teeth the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tiger, tiger, tiger tiger , tiger , tiger, tiger, tiger, tiger, tiger tiger, tiger, tiger, tiger, tiger, tiger, tiger to torso will with you

what I've learned from having other people edit my work is that I have a sick addiction to commas

there have been four editing passes on my spider sex book, and each time they take away so many commas. no fresh commas are being added, this is just a continued culling. if you see a comma in the final book please understand that it survived so much

Starting twin peaks

It's scaring my cat

NO

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

You ever see something that you just know is gonna live in your head rent free forever