#2 Mimic Enjoyer, Sympathizer and Apologist.

[Image Description: a rain-soaked U.S.P.S shipping label, stuck on an outer wall or junction box, on which has been sharpied, "How many beautiful, kind people have I killed ["killed" in red] just buy paying my taxes". End I.D]

just laughed hysterically at the gripping foods with force twitter account

Kid tattled on my kid at the park, told me “your kid called me a bootydog” and it was so fucking hard not to laugh

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

this is the vibe i bring to the party actually

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

referring to people outside your industry as “civilians” when you’re in tech support or some shit.

“civilians” is just the pompous way of saying “normies”

damn I thought “normies” was the pompous way of saying “normies”

“Normies” is the normie way of saying “normies”

what’s the extremely online way of saying normies then

NPCs

oh god 😩

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE

you grow a beautiful tree and then balk at its fruits?

Guy with a hyperfixation: getting real “hyperfixation” vibes from this