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Why do Bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call? Do they have a game plan for if a squatch comes barreling toward them out of the woods full tilt with a raging boner?

what the fuck do you think the point of finding Bigfoot is

The Shape of Forests (2019) dir. Guillermo Del Toro

Please stop attacking every single Texan that owns a truck

Tell them to stop making dumb vehicle choices

Does that mean that every guy with a Prius is hung like a horse

WORST ADDITION WORST ADDITION

I’m no longer interested in pain. it doesn’t inspire me, it doesn’t motivate me, I don’t think it’s a beautiful thing. I’ve spent too long making suffering a part of my personality

Y'all are fucking idiots. Clean energy will NEVER be enough to replace the energy we have now. We’d have to tear down DOZENS of forests just to fit enough windmills and solar panels to get even a QUARTER (probably less, tbh) of the energy we can produce now.

Yeah, sure, when they’ve already calculated that a few square miles of panels in the empty ass Arizona desert could power the whole nation. But ok, fracking and the diminishing petroleum supply is worlds better.

I can also testify to the Arizona desert being empty ass. And the California desert. And the Nevada desert. 

also…no forests were cleared to make space for Denmark’s windmills and yet they regularly produce so much power that it covers almost all of the country’s power needs. Oh, and then there’s the times when the windmills generate 140% of Denmark’s power needs. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/jul/10/denmark-wind-windfarm-power-exceed-electricity-demand

Friendly reminder that oil pipelines are a scam.

The fact that anyone can believe a limited amount of dinosaur oil is more plentiful and efficient than moving air or fucking sunlight is proof that entire populations can be completely brainwashed.

trick or treat except i’m the treat. hello vampires come bite this neck

THE TIME HAS COME

C-can we come back to the hole in the sun bit

Tbh drunk me is just regular me but 2x as honest and 10x as horny

From now on I’m only taking fashion advice from the Sailor Moon series

A lewk