So, I have Daemon!au/Shifter!au brain rot and Imma make that everyone else's problem, too!
I'm making a series of polls for the Real Genius
What Animal Should Chris Knight Be?
Ring tailed Lemur
Kinkajou
River Otter
Racoon
Crow/Magpie/Corvid
OP how could you forget---?
Voting ended onAug 4, 2025
Ring tailed Lemur link to the excellent post on Daemon forum
Chatty, one of the most vocal primates with a large 'vocabulary'
Social Butterflies, lives troops of about 30, frequently grooming each other and sleeping cuddled together
Dexterous, still working on opposable thumbs but the thumb is spaced away from the other fingers to mimic the function
Climbers, they only spend about 30% of their time on the ground
Sun worshiping, not really, but they absolutely love to sunbathe
One of the few lemurs who've figured out how to get high by biting a centipede/millipede
Kinkajou link to Daemon Forum
Nocturnal, unlike like Ring Tailed Lemurs, and more like most college students, Kinkajous sleep during daylight hours and forage for food during the night
Climbers, Kinkajou are an arboreal species that spends the vast majority of their life in the trees
Cuddly, spends most of their 'day' foraging alone, but their 'nights' are spent sleeping and grooming with their family group
Five hands, kinda, Kinkajou's have a prehensile tail that acts as a fifth hand
Chill, often noted for letting the smaller Olingos live and sleep with their family group(which will now be an option for Mitch, ngl)
Sweet tooth, often dubbed 'honey bears' for their love of fruits and nectors. Apparently, they help pollinate a few types of fruit trees in their South American rain forests, the more you know~
River Otter link to Daemon Forum
Play, otters love to play, y'all. I don't know what else to tell you, they like to wrestle and chase each other
Clever, just look at their little paws!
Social, they can survive alone, but its more common to find them in family groups
Will eat just about anything, no seriously, otters eat; fish, fruits, aquatic plants, reptiles, amphibians, birds, aquatic insects, small mammals, and mollusks
Fun gay pun, typically means a lean hairy guy, which kinda works?
Swimmers, one of my weird head-canons about Chris is that he loves swimming. Like will start vibrating with glee in proximity to water.
Raccoon link to Daemon Forum
Dexterous, god gave them thumbs but not shame(and I love that for them <3)
Clever, raccoons can remember solutions to puzzles for months to years at a time! They can also figure out how to undo locks
Tactile, this might ~technically~ go under Dexterity, but a raccoon's most important sense is actually touch and their front paws are 'hyper sensitive' that become more sensitive when wet.
Nocturnal, I know I already made a joke about college students being night owls, but the point still stands.
Climbers, who's got 4 psuedo-thumbs and likes to climb? Raccoons!
Weirdos who like to swim. No really, raccoons, along side being a shining example of handwashing, like to swim.
Magpies(if crows where assholes) Link + Crow link
True ADHD representation in a bird, ooh shiny
Very smart, the only non mammal to pass the mirror test! Capable of tool use and use of multiple tools at once!
Play, corvids have been noted hoping, rolling, and trolling bigger birds and mammals.
Chatty, magpies have a number of different calls and are decidedly unafraid to use them
Generally friendly, magpies are known to hang out with other magpies in a loose sort of flock. Even if they do like being dicks to each other from time to time.
Holds grudges. Swooping season in Australia, for one
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