I PULL THEY STRETCH INFINITELY

the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal

i just listened to all the music thats ever been. my favorite was a song a little girl sang to her cat in greece in 1286. my second favorite was from a ceremonial performance in modern day ethiopia, from 22000 bc. i also liked STEELY DAN.

Too many songs about love, not enough songs about Specific Places

If I were In Charge, I would make a law requiring all popular musicians to record at least one good song about their hometown. If it's a band, all band members' hometowns must be sung about. This would cause the number of songs about Specific Places to naturally build up over time in a pattern loosely correlated to population density. This is a good plan.

Though admittedly, my good plan would also increase the oversaturation of songs about LA specifically. Which will be annoying. But it's a small price to pay for any song about Uclulet

Better idea: given that LA already has a disproportionate number of songs, LA musicians will be assigned a randomly selected small town with no famous musicians. They will be required to spend 3 weeks living in the town, after which they must present a good song about their experience. This will be good enrichment both for the town and the musician.

Though unfortunately, I must concede that 'LA musician required to go to Nowhere, Idaho to write a song about it' is the set-up for a Hallmark movie that absolutely writes itself.

your muscles being pleasantly sore after exercise is such a nice incentive I can see why they patched that in. the forced regular logins to avoid losing progress however are a predatory practice and deserve nothing but scorn.

your muscles being pleasantly sore after exercise is such a nice incentive I can see why they patched that in. the forced regular logins to avoid losing progress however are a predatory practice and deserve nothing but scorn.

got a good thing going where these bandits give me a half share of whatever loot they pull from adventurers i send their way & the best part is i don't even need to lie or anything since every hero is born with the unshakeable belief in their ability to win a fight against ten guys at once. just gotta say "we've got bandit trouble in the west, let me mark it on your map" and a week later i get $15 from Wulfric the Hound on cashapp

I'm seeing warnings about scammers trying to commission artists but the "reference sheet" for their character they want commissioned isn't an image but a .vbs file ("visual basic script"), and will run a script when you open it, probably to yoink your account(s), but I haven't seen this from anyone who's actually clicked it yet. Just be careful and never open a file like that, 'cause people suck.