The only straight I am is a straight up bitch

Radical centrism

And then Satan said… “Put the alphabet in math”.

Not again, Satan

today’s imaginary therapy session went really well

Me, a terrible person: wtf?? Wtf I’m a good person I dont deserve this??

live laugh lasagna

what's a non-covid reason that you like wearing a mask for? mine is that it hides my mouth-breathing on long flights of stairs

damn dude…. i am very happy that life isn’t real and people don’t exist. goodnight.

there’s always those 3 or 4 mutuals that always like and reblog ur stuff and i just wanna say thanks and stay cool

You’re seeing through the eyes of Junkrat

so that’s what the world looks like if you’re catholic…

when i'm wearing something that i bought on sale