That's why you're my favourite 💙🖤

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

i understand why cats just sit and stare at nothing

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????? Kindest regards, 

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

Biggest achievement of severance but particularly of the testing floor scenes in Chikhai Bardo is how they manage to convey such BRUTAL VIOLENCE without having anything explicitly violent happen onscreen

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.