That's why you're my favourite 💙🖤

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

you'd think occasionally men would need to touch other men like this to manoeuvre them out of the way but it never happens

reblog to tell prev she deserves to exist

if you complete one task off your to do list you should be allowed 3 days of chilling afterwards as a reward

Not to oversimplify a complex issue, but i think we could reduce the number of deadly car crashes by increasing wages and having shorter work weeks.

our age of 30 is in demand

sometimes the only explanation for what just happened is sex like it wasnt sex but narratively they just fucked we all saw it

Trying to inflict psychic damage to a tumblr user is like trying to irradiate a cockroach, like it can be done, but the lethal dose is not safe for humans either

Besides the point, but you could always try physical damage?

You’re right Gomez, bring me the flail

our age of dragon is collapsing

tumblr is a pretty tolerable place when you have thousands of people blocked and hundreds of content filters active at all times

how is there work tomorrow i mean how is that possible

sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs

Did you know? That the back is made up of terrible and evil muscles that are only waiting for their chance to betray you