That's why you're my favourite 💙🖤

she doing tricks with her pussy i guess she's a vagician

however unhealthy and problematic, the sexiness of cigarettes in film and media is so much more interesting and compelling than seeing someone sucking on a vape. there is absolutely nothing horny about it to counteract the terrible health effects. embarrassing

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

you'd think occasionally men would need to touch other men like this to manoeuvre them out of the way but it never happens

reblog to tell prev she deserves to exist

if you complete one task off your to do list you should be allowed 3 days of chilling afterwards as a reward

Not to oversimplify a complex issue, but i think we could reduce the number of deadly car crashes by increasing wages and having shorter work weeks.

our age of 30 is in demand

sometimes the only explanation for what just happened is sex like it wasnt sex but narratively they just fucked we all saw it

Trying to inflict psychic damage to a tumblr user is like trying to irradiate a cockroach, like it can be done, but the lethal dose is not safe for humans either

Besides the point, but you could always try physical damage?

You’re right Gomez, bring me the flail

our age of dragon is collapsing