That's why you're my favourite 💙🖤

my fav relationship ship dynamic is where it doesn't matter if you call it platonic or romantic or queerplatonic because they always act the same in every type of relationship. and the way they act? fucking weird.

All my favourite ships are this way.

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

some pdfs are dusty. this is a fact despite their lack of physicality. you understand

being an adult is a weird combination of wanting to sleep all the time but also reacting to it being your bedtime a little like a toddler who doesn’t want to take a nap

no one knows if watching a new tv show is possible

The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit