made of starlight

less than a week from now I'll have to start referring to my sister's fiance as my brother in law

girl just matched with me on bumble and led with "I think we matched before, I just moved from the town you went to school in"

I think Anna Kendrick in pitch perfect was my first serious lesbian awakening

pitch perfect 2 is real cinema

the thing about not trying makeup until you're 27 when everyone around you started at 10 is that you realize that you actually weren't super ugly as a teenager and that everyone else just had an advantage

I can't wear my expensive gold earrings from new zealand anymore. one of them had a clasp issue and it took half an hour and needle nose pliers for me to get it off

I've spent $300 and months of time trying to find a strapless bra to wear to my sister's wedding because my maid of honor dress requires it. my last hope just arrives and doesn't fit. calling the plastic surgeon right now

I'm visiting my parents and I was promised strawberry rhubarb pie but it's 9:00 and still no pie. I want to go to bed but I just know that pie will appear as soon as I leave. this is a hostage situation

we had a cat that was surrendered to the clinic a few months back and I fostered her hoping to keep her but she's been living in the same house as my cats for almost a month now and is still trying to murder them every time she so much as gets a sniff of them. clearly she needs a new home where she's the only animal but I can't find anyone to take her and I don't want to just take her to a shelter because the previous owner was adamant that she would do horribly there. I'm so lost on what to do here