Show Me A New and Brighter World

@otahkoapisiakii

I can’t quite place my finger on the name for the feeling this conveys, but it is an extremely Big Mood

someday we’re going to make contact with aliens and they’re going to watch through our backlog of nature documentaries and see all the deep sea fish we call alien-like. and they’re going to be like “hey.”

i dont WANT to be a fucking farmer in stardew valley i want to be an incredibly attractive and surprisingly reclusive romancable bachelor who stares at shit like water and trees for 1-6 hours of the day only to be bothered by a filthy down and out farmer kid with a surprisingly accurate ability to guess what items i like.

I’ve been standing outside your bedroom every Thursday at 4 PM with a bag of skittles and yet you refuse to acknowledge me!

you need to right click me to engage conversation, king.

That’s not a cursed image

I passed the test because it was fairly simple compared to the damn psychological warfare conducted by the practice test I used

I love how it looks like it’s just existing at several frames faster than the human hand

ok but why steal your ex’s netflix when you can buy your own

ONE DAY LEFT?

Is Russia even real

to be clear, this bear is named the russian equivalent of “steve”

I don’t speak Russian, but I and every pet owner out there knew exactly what she was saying

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?

how about you eat my shit and hair

Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face

I love that Diogenes is making a comeback in the twenty-first century.

Diogenes also attended many of Plato’s lessons, not because he was interested or even to debate him but he would bring food with him and purposefully eat obnoxiously loud

Why do you have these saved

does anyone have the screenshot of the post tnats a puffer fish blowing out water and the caption is like OOOOHH OOOOG OOG GOOGOUUUUUU HHHHHH or something