girl kelp

And this “two-faced bitch” is seeing twice as many stars as usual 😌

The ones that low key fuck with omelas

and god said Let there be sabotage by the beastie boys

"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

stereo. The way you move ain’t fair you know.

i think i just had a regular human experience

according to the prophecy we all need to chill out and have a beer

some scooby doo episodes were straight up scary

I say "oh don't worry he doesn't bite" and you're confused because you don't see any dog but then you notice a single inchworm moving purposefully across the floor towards you at an alarming pace

caked up sewer queen

Dude has been Blair witchin’ it for 2000 years