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from the creators of kids bop meet adult bop where we take regular songs and make it have as many curse words as possible

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Banana phone

i feel like no one really wants to hear that sleep/exercise/nutrition/hydration are major factors in treating mental health issues bc we’ve all talked to that person who thinks your depression would be cured by one good session of goat yoga or whatever but unfortunately they do help and i’m chronically annoyed about it

Okay, but one problem: any exercise is extremely stressful and makes you feel empty and just lay in bed for hours with no energy even to change your clothes or drink water, not mentioning eating. Even a simple walk. Especially if the weather is colder than 20°C.

If going for a walk is causing you to lay in bed for hours not eating and drinking there are much deeper issues than lethargy. Lifting some barbells shouldn't comatose you in a nihilistic existential stasis.

I know it shouldn't, but it's just how it works for some people for unknown reasons I was looking for years and still can't find.

would you like a medal or some kind of trophy to commemorate the time a tumblr post wasn't about you specifically

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

[not noticing I'm drifting out to sea] Meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow~

good luck! good luck!

This, but also for enby amabs going by he/him and with hairy chests and beards

bugs bunny- I would not trust him for a single second. Dear God. The sex would be crazy though

came home and my roommate's plumbob is red am i in trouble

wagga do :( doby ugoo!

:( what that meannnnnnnnnnnnnnn :(((((

how did you do that so smoothly? 

thats some broadway musical shit

But seriously, I think I love you.

heck no, i’m callin dibs

women fuck the fish. i am uninvolved