the horrors persist, but so do i

ich weiß leider nicht mehr von welchem Blog dieses wunderschöne Bild war, ich glaube @langernameohnebedeutung??? Aber es ist zu perfekt es nicht zu posten.

the first researchers who found this thing saw it and said "that looks like something that would have megalo grabbed us" and then looked up at each other and kissed

guy who definitely doesn't blame himself for anything or has self-destructive tendencies

little foxies

A ceramic otter forest spirit! This little piece will be available Friday, July 17th at 8pm Eastern time.

last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

I'm collecting them like pokemon