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Me: I hate the weird drake memes like he’s so cringe

Also me: little drake icon

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Found a bigger version of this meme

So apparently those “autism test” images date back to 2013. Idk I saw one today and got curious

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This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

coolstoryrob

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

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Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

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I’m fucking done with this site

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This is the evermelon.

If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.

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neenernina

OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

amor-moved

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP

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Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).

memeseverdie

Nothing will ever be better than the last one

theinfiknight

HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ

liquid-geodes

That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps-

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mandatalks

Someone wrote a really interesting article about why people believe these sorts of things so easily.

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@hellsite-hall-of-fame

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you fools. pepe le pew is quebecois.

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the name brendon urie implies the existence of equally powerful brendon yaoi

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How tf does a deactivated account still have blue checkmarks

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coins for the ferryman

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Brotheren :-(

this image is titled “tails gets trolled”

http://www.tailsgetstrolled.org/ch1/pg1.html

the panel was first posted oct 10 2011

the full panel is

#tails gets trolled

super-metroid

important discovery

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Wait then where the fuck do the goof’s come from?

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listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry

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If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes

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OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it

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My masterpiece… is complete.

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op did not put in this much work for 160 notes

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@musicalsandtrees

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I don’t know who to tag… This is a fuckign masterpiece

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ive got a lot of faults but at least the corner of my bedroom doesn’t look like this

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horror movie setup

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girls be pretending they have popular let’s play channels in the silence of their own rooms

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I literally love every bitch on this post who’s like ‘ME PLAYING THE SIMS’ because literally. in the silence of my room, i’m a semi-popular sim youtuber

planetbass

infinity war au where instead of the gauntlet thanos wears the crown of wonders from webkinz

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planetbass

infinity war au where instead of the gauntlet thanos wears the crown of wonders from webkinz

c3rvida3

Don’t talk to me until I’ve finished making these tiny roses out of Crayola Model Magic. I need to concentrate. Be quiet.

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Okay, what’s up?

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