vitamin wrongs

Woman murders man in broad daylight

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beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

this video was always funny but I found this guy’s Instagram and he is Always Doing This, like it’s hundreds of slow motion videos of him walking muscled and shirtless through crowded streets around the world as people react to him—many of them appear to be filmed on the same street as in this video. which means this lady probably sees him doing this all the time and was like OH THERE HE IS AGAIN lmfaoooo

All of the former "gifted kids" on here (myself included) talk about how it fucks them up with a lifelong worry that they're not truly living up to "their potential", but I think it must also fuck up the kids who weren't "gifted", and who were effectively told they had no potential to live up to. Probably even moreso to be honest.

Beyond the issue of potential, I also think it's incredibly fucked up to raise some children to think that they're better than other people.

introducing a new character, Sun-Tzu But If He Sucked

happy 1st bday to... this.

I personally am declaring this to be a new International Holiday 

Happy 2nd anniversary to the Suez Canal blockage!

Happy Ever Given Week!

Faint hope that nonsensical pseudoscience terms for emotions will "heighten the contradictions" of modern taxonomized psychology and we'll go back to just describing how different parts of our body feel. Like the homeric greeks

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

Oedipus Rex from Apollo’s POV is the ancient greek version of “would you go back in time and kill baby hitler”, to which he answers with a resounding “YES”

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

We never have to go back

Sometimes I make posts that are like “Hey guys, maybe everything being optimized for efficiency and cheapness leaves some major defects in the average person’s ability to thrive psychologically” and some of you pop off like I’ve said I want to kill everyone who uses insulin with my bare hands, when mostly what I’m talking about is this sort of thing.