Yandere Cuphead

You groaned as Cuphead stared up at you in admiration. He had this ridiculous ukulele and was seemingly trying to serenade you. You didn’t understand why he kept following you around! You were scary on purpose, but he just kept coming. Everytime you pushed him away, he came back, 10x harder.

Now he was outside your house, singing his stupid song, with seemingly no worries. Did this man really have no fears? You could never seem to get rid of him and as you watched him lovingly look up at you, you rolled your eyes.

You closed your window, pushing the curtains as you try and tune him out. You assumed that would solve your problem. God, were you wrong.

You groaned when hearing a knock at your door and when you go to open it, you frown when seeing Cuphead with a bundle of freshly picked flowers- You're almost positive he got them from your yard. You slam the door in his face, but it does not deter him.

"I'll win you over, Y/n!" He yells, before playing his ukulele again, hoping his song could reach you.

Honestly, you debate making a deal with the devil to get him to leave you alone, but you think that he might to much even for the devil- You have heard about fights that happened between Cuphead [along with his brother] and the devil. It would impress you if it was anyone else.

After about a week, you finally are worn down and decide to finally go on a date with him. He takes you to a cute little diner, totally opposite your vibe. The second you step in the vibe completely changes.

Everyone looks away from you and you can hear the whispers. Though, before you can let it get to you, you hear your name. You look in the direction and see Cuphead waving his hand and gesturing for you to come over to him. It was... kind of cute.

He shares a milkshake with you, something he's seen from movies, as he stares at you lovingly. It makes you incredibly flustered. He then takes you to a street that was playing music and many of the pedestrians were dancing.

He puts out a hand, giving you a hopeful look, before asking for 'One dance?' How could you say no?

After the day, he takes you to his house to introduce you to Elder Kettle and his brother. This does not go as plan though.

Mugman is terribly frightened of you. Elder Kettle hears a scream and comes to see what's going on and opens the front door [that Mugman had slammed in your face], but quickly slams it again when seeing you. They both go into full panic think they're going to be attacked again, until there's another knock and they see Cuphead.

Cuphead introduces everyone, thankfully calming them down. Once Elder Kettle realizes his home isn't being attacked AND Cuphead has a girlfriend that will bring him down to Earth, he's on board. In fact he's thrilled someone will keep Cuphead out of trouble.

Cuphead decided to take you to the movies as your first official date. Thankfully, when everyone saw you, they ran off, so it was just you and him. He didn't really care about the movie, more enhanced by you. How could he look at anything else when you're right there?

Now imagine he walks you home, hoping for a kiss, but has the door slammed on him- No that will not detour him, in fact he takes it as a challenge. Your room is dark and cold, nothing of color or joy in sight. For a moment it seems that nothing interesting will happen.

You look around to make sure no one's watching, cause you never know.... When the coast is clear, you slam on your bed and squeal into your pillow, trying to muffle your screams, while shaking your head. You couldn't believe it!

Manipulative as hell

He's obsessive too

Will trick you into doing what he wants

Not to mention he's a heavy gaslighter

He feeds into addiction, so if you have one, no matter what it is, he'll encourage it

He's great with his words, so if you ever think of leaving or something, he's quick to convince you otherwise

He gets very angry when he doesn't get his way

"Where are you going?"

You turn around, surprised. KD was sitting in a big chair with his legs crossed and hands clasped together

"Uh... Nowhere?"

He gets up and takes you back to your room

He has constant eyes on you

He will not leave you alone and it was starting to get on your nerves

Or at least you were pretending it does

You can try and push him off, but he's determined to make you his

He doesn't care what anyone says- Not even his brother [Who is still VERY much scared of you]

"What do you mean you're scared of her? She's beautiful and kind."

"Beautiful and kind?"

^ They both look towards you, catching you crouching and scarying a little kid so bad they cry. Mugman grimaces as Cuphead sighs in bliss, tilting his head and putting his hands together

"Isn't she incredible?"

"You've got to be kidding me"

Nothing you do can deter Cuphead. He sees you as a perfect angel and no one could change his mind or perception

When you first came to Cuphead's house, Elder Kettle saw you and quickly locked the doors, before telling the boys to hide

"Boys! You have to hide! There's a monster outside-"

"Monster?" Mugman goes to the window, before pulling the curtain. He sighs when seeing you at the door, "That's no monster, Elder Kettle. That's Cuphead's girlfriend."

"Girlfriend?"

"Y/n!?!" Cuphead jumps to the window, before his eyes light up when seeing you. They're practically hearts floating above his head

"Since when do YOU have a girlfriend?"

"Since he decided he was in love with the scariest girl in town." Mugman remarks, before a shiver runs down his spine

"Hey," Mugman tilts his head, before smirking, "What's up?"

Elder Kettle is terrified of you, because holy shit- Why are your teeth so sharp. Though, when he sees Cuphead so happy with you, he shrugs and decides as long as you're not coming to kill them and Cuphead isn't getting any other girls anytime soon

Probably the only and best thing he'll ever get

^ Elder Kettle feels bad for thinking this, but he knows Cuphead

Whenever you and Cuphead go anywhere, everyone hides. Cuphead doesn't even notice, because he's so focused on you

[Also, people don't mess with Cuphead, knowing that he's with you]

He loves getting desserts and lunch with you

He can focus on you without anyone bothering you

You pretend to hate sharing some stupid, pink, cute milkshake that has swirlie straws.... But, well, it is kind of cute

And if you didn't know any better, you'd think that little hearts are appearing above Cuphead when ever he looks at you

It makes you feel giddy knowing that no matter what you do, Cuphead will always love you and that he doesn't see you as some scary monster like someone else

For the first time in your life you feel... Well, normal.

They don't take you seriously at first, but when do they take anything seriously

Though when you nearly chop off both their heads, they realize this might be a bad idea

They try and run away

They have really good luck though

Everytime you attack them, you get hit instead

They think you're kind of fun

They'd hate for the fun to end

So when you give up, they're severely disappointed

"Oh, come on, why are you quitting?"

"Yeah, don't we keep going"

You pull out a parchment paper, "Yeah, I'd love to keep going, but I've got other people"

"Other people?"

They're sad, wondering why you won't come with them

"How about we fight one more time, and if we win, you're stuck with us"

"And if I win?"

"You can have our souls"

"Say what?" Mugman will look at his brother, like he's crazy

You'll think for a second, before agreeing

Though you lose and now you're stuck with these guys

Now you go on all their stupid adventures

You'd never admit it, but they're kind of fun

Mugman's a little terrified of you, but he does end up growing to like you

He’s so obsessive (which I probably said before)

He loves looking at you and he holds his chin in his hand and stares at you

Whenever your away, he watches you through a mirror like portal/crystal ball

He wants to impress you by catching the Cups

You were there when they tricked him and he was so embarrassed he swore he’d catch them both and prove to you he’s not a loser (even though you never thought that)

“Look! Y/n I caught them!”

^ “Um… They’re gone”

He looks at the Cage and is shocked to see that the cup brothers are gone

He blushes a dark red, before throwing the cage and going back to his throne room, not saying anything to you. You watch confused but shrugging it off

Each time they get away, you get there just as he loses them

“Y/n! Hurry! I’ve finally got them!!”

At this point, he’s just tired of them making a fool infront of you

When he does finally catch them he’s so excited, he’s practically jumping

He gets you immediately and you’re surprised

“Oh! They are real!” You were surprised, not thinking them to be real. “Oh, dear, you’re not going to keep him in there are you?”

He’s confused because he’s always wanted you to see him catch the brothers that have been making a fool out of him, but now you’re on his side???

He’s angry and ignores you

Gives you the silent treatment

Though, it doesn’t last long because he can’t stay mad at you for long

Though he can be a little passive aggressive

But you just brushed him off

His henchmen like you, much to his annoyance, so when he’s mad you, his henchman just take your attention and hang out with you. Which, only upsets the Devil even further and he just gets huffier, but he’s mad you’re not hanging with him, but he also is mad and wants to ignore you, but because he’s ignoring you he’s not able to be around you because that would mean you win. (God that’s a mouth full lol)

He wants you to apologize to him and practically forces one out of you

She’s unpredictable

But there's one thing you can always predict

How much she loves you

No, but seriously, while she loves, she would save her own skin before she'd save yours

That is until she realizes her love is a lot stronger than she could ever imagine

If you were to ever get in trouble with the law, then she would find an innocent victim to take the blame

She could never let you take the fall for her problems

She may not have a conscious, but she loves you more than she loves herself

And that's saying something

Fanart: Twitter

Cuphead

He's just as reckless as you are, if not more so

The only difference is he notices when one of you is hurt

Genuinely, he wouldn't really think too much of a cut until you look at it and say "That kind of hurts"

His brain stops for a second as he tries to put together what you mean

What hurts?

And then he sees it, the blood

"Oh, you're hurt..... OH my GOD!"

He'll be calm, but it's the calm before the storm

When the adrenaline hits, he's losing his mind

He doesn't know what to do and starts freaking out

It'll be harder to calm him down

All he knows is that you're hurt and you shouldn't be bleeding

It'll be easier to calm him down than Mugman, BUT he would still be worried about you, even when he does calm down

Fanart: Twitter

Mugman

He's losing his mind

He's breathing heavily and freaking out

He would be running in circles

You have to reassure him that you're fine

Though it probably wouldn't calm him down unless you went to a doctor

He would be more worried about it than you

And if YOU ARE NOT panicking, he'll panic even more cause why aren't you panicking!?!?

He might even try and carry you so you don't have to walk with an injury

You live adventure and constantly moving

Some people find you exhausting, but Cuphead thinks you’re fun!

You are always ready, Ride or Die, to do nearly anything Cuphead wants

You love meeting new ppl and NGL Cuphead can get a little tinsy bit jealous

But it’s okay, cause he knows at the end of the day you like him (Right?)

You can be naive and sometimes trust the wrong ppl, but you’re just so excited to do something new

Just like Mugman grounds Cuphead, Mugman grounds you too, trying to make you think rationally

You never do, but that’s not the point

You know no bounds, which can get you in a lot of trouble, trouble that the brothers alway save you from

Though usually they’re with you, cause Cuphead wanted to join you (he loves being near you)

One time Cuphead confessed to you when he thought you both were going to die but that’s a story for another time....

The brothers (Cuphead) constantly protect you from danger that you put yourself in

Hell, he’s starting to realize why Mugman is so paranoid

Your adventures sometimes scare Cuphead, but he doesn’t tell you in fear of you getting upset or even lashing out at him

He just wants you to be safe... with him :)

Some people find your loudness annoying, but you’re never really a threat

At least, not that they know of