kelb

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

Honestly tho if this Mark Walter thing actually dooms the PWHL I will need to be put on a psych hold.

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

I'd like to issue a formal apology to Palamedes Sextus, I was unaware of his swag. I always loved him dearly but it took me 3 rereads of GtN to realize this nerd has catastrophic levels of aura. Difficult to notice when Camilla Hect is next to him at all times

Wedding planner Ozzy vs wedding saboteur Roque will embark on a loony-tunes-esque battle to protect and disrupt the clourbonais wedding and I envy everyone that will get a front row seat to the antics.

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

yeah, sure, it was the "power of friendship" that defeated you, and not my super cool "mega bone explosions" spell that I worked really hard on, whatever idiot