kelb

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

“go to hell” is basic. “i hope your favorite team recruits britta curl-salemme” is smart. it’s possible. it’s terrifying.

All this talk about PWHL protection lists but who’s protecting my sanity. Makes you think.

sirens protecting their top line and no defenders, and the only team to not protect a goalie iktr #MyDogshitTeam

So glad I get to experience homosexual desire. One life and thank god I'm not straight

have you guys ever seen the lord of the rings

no whats it about

gay love

when you show up to the met gala you should immediately be faced with a panel of fashion experts and art historians before you even get to the red carpet and you have to explain your outfit choice and why it is on theme for that year’s event like you are defending a phd and if you can’t produce a coherent defence they turn you away at the door and the people of manhattan are allowed and encouraged to throw rotten produce at you as you get back into your car in shame

The year is 2027. The New York Sirens have just won the Walter Cup. Kayle Osborne carries the trophy down the aisle at the Bourbonnais/Clark wedding. (She is also the event planner). Brianne Jenner carefully retrieves the wedding bands from inside the Walter Cup itself. Jessie Eldridge wears a pink scrunchie in her bridesmaid updo. Jincy Roese sings an acoustic version of her hit single “She Shoots She Scores” as Bourbs walks down the aisle. Carla McLeod officiates. The newly married couple has their first dance to “Just Got Started” from Universal Music Production’s Stomp Clap Rap II. Abby Roque makes a joke about the Clarky Skate Curse in her wedding toast. Greg Fargo is not wearing a purple tie. Rob Pizzo leads a conga line. There is peace on earth.

it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

it’s tuesday i’m in the evil lab

it’s wednesday i’m in the time loop

it’s thursday i’m in the medieval torture apparatus

🌸it’s friday i’m in love🌸