just whatever i like

I’ve recently taken a stand-up comedy apprentice. He's a peasant boy from the local village. He is strong like an ox, and proud, but the stage will break him

(tripping over my own toys) who the fuck closed last night

@funnier-as-a-system

People have been saying stuff for years at this point

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

I really wonder what the demographic outcome would be of trans people involuntarily getting "the body you'd have if practicality wasn't a concern" like what percentage of the resulting bodies would be obviously nonhuman?

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams she found herself transformed in her bed into a cyborg werewolf with dragonfly wings.

i am not nice, i am actaully very mean inside and i think physcially fighting and tearing until blood is drawn will be more satisfying than any internet discourse will ever be

I am being scritched

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me