La Biche Qui Dit Miaou

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Dear Xi Jinping: in order to grow Chinese soft power and capitalize on the Chinese cultural moment, the party must make a Hamilton-style musical about Zhou Enlai that focuses on framing his relationship with Mao Zedong as Yaoi

my doctor says i’m remasculinizing even after an orchiectomy because my lifestyle is too ruggedly masculine and “epic as hell”. apparently if you eat enough organ meat + swedish peptides + inverted nootropics + kratom you can completely reverse feminizing hrt. the doctor also said im doing too much awesome shit (shooting guns, making my loser QPPs do my laundry, cheating on my QPPs, tallow jelqing, etc) and i desperately need to stop before i get gifted adult autistic burnout. it goes without saying that these are integral parts of my life, i won’t quit winning any time soon. it’s tough out here for a macho bitch like me.

LOL so the other day I was scampering about squeaking and looking for cheese and such when I saw the farmer out in the field and, get this, he was trying to pull a turnip out of the ground, but the turnip was like really big, right, so he couldn’t do it 😅 like he was really struggling. Weak fuckinh farmer. So he calls over his wife and she holds onto his waist and starts pulling too but the turnip is still stuck. So she calls over their kid and she grabs onto her grandma and now all three of them are huffing and puffing but the damn turnip won’t budge. This is one crazy ass root vegetable. So they call over the dog and I’m thinking, girl, this is not going to work. but the dog bites down on the kids pants and starts pulling. It’s like a damn conga line. No dice. The dog starts whimpering and next thing you know the cat wanders over and bites the mutt right on her tail and starts pulling. So I’m laughing my ass off at this point but the cat starts looking at me. And normally we don’t really get on, the cat and me. But there’s this desperation in her eyes. In all of their eyes, really. Like, if I can’t dig up a damn tuber then who am I. What’s the point of it all, if there’s an enormous turnip that’s stronger than me. And I can see the future unfolding in my mind. The cat will never respect the dog again, and dog will never obey the kid, who will probably run away from home to find a new jacked grandma. And the farmers wife will leave him, and the whole damn charade of masculinity will crumble and fall. And I shouldn’t care right. I have no stake in this. This is some funny shit. But how funny would it be if little old me pitched in and the turnip actually came uprooted. I’ve got no ego. nobody respects a gay little mouse in this city. If I don’t make a difference here, no loss. But if I save the day? Can you imagine? Outdid by a mouse? The farmer would be delivering me fresh brie on the daily and the cat would probably have to move to a different area code to escape the mockery. So, in the spirit of cooperation, I grab the cat’s tail, and I give a little tug. Just the one. And I swear to god, it feels like an earthquake. Up comes the turnip, big as a house, and the farmer falls on his ass, and so does his wife, and all down the line. And I hop up on the cats head and scamper up the backs of the team as they catch their breath, and I leap up onto the turnip itself and I take a big bite out of it. And let me tell you: that shit? Tasted like a turnip

Gamer oppression. Reblog to oppress more gamers.

Continues to be fucked up that you can't say "I legit mistakenly thought this cis girl was a tgirl at first" and trust that it'll be interpreted as having a positive connotation. It's a complement! The "one of us" chant is only scary if you hate the circus freaks!

I don't typically pick sides in things like this but it doesn't strike me as "real Marxist" to deliberately provoke a huge self-righteous fight with a racialized trans woman over something that doesn't matter at all even a little and that you just find annoying. And then you aren't even right.

hegel was actually an ancient chinese philosopher from the warring states period. his texts were discovered in europe in the early 19th century and deliberately misattributed as part of an early german nation-building effort

Reblog if you also hope that the Chinese people can eat delicious fruit