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the thing is like men and men really cant be friends because the sex part does always get in the way like thats true. and i mean that like im actually dead serious about that

like have you ever seen two straight men attempt to be friends with each other but the gay sex they arent having is literally preventing them from the transformative healing power of friendship. this is real

i dont even mean this in a "they want to fuck each other" way (although many of them do and will never know it) i mean that like the fact that gay sex is even hypothetically possible between them makes it loom over their friendship like it genuinely haunts them that they could be having it. gay sex is the elephant in the room every time they attempt to be emotionally vulnerable with one another, every time they let a hug linger too long. they cannot address its existence and so there is always something in their way, preventing true connection. and that something is the gay sex. that they are not having. the elephant of gay sex

(clearly becoming frustrated with my sexual partner) no, okay, look im not a gardevoir yet. okay. forget i mentioned gardevoir just. okay i was your ralts, right? and then i evolved into a kirlia, recently, which i currently am. okay? but im really uncomfortable with that im getting girlier, im scared- cuz im a boy. i am trying to communicate to you that i want you to give me a dawn stone so that ill be a gallade. youre playing dumb and forcefeeding me rare candy because you want me to be a gardevoir and to fuck m- okay look i’ll get the evolution chart again.

middle holy roman empire internet would be a solid 15% posts to the tune of "when you realise your captain is more serious about this arma christi thing than any of the lancemen" and then the most atrocious ai generated reaction image of a dog you've ever seen

imagine reverse bimbofication art in the style of the bimbofication brainwashing posts. YOU ARE SO FUCKING SMART, USE YOUR GENIUS MIND, YOU ARE EVERYTHING. YOU CAN MASTER ANY FUCKING SUBJECT IN THE WORLD *flashing hypno spirals interupted by photos of prominent women scientists and graphs from quantum mechanics papers*

fuckkkk im so autonomous and intelligentttt im literally thinkmeat

Unlike Suletta, I would have had the strength of conviction to follow Prospera. I would have somehow dragged Miorine along too.

messed up that eyes are kinda the only body part it’s acceptable to get lost in

you can get lost in hair if it's curls and you're animal collective

messed up that eyes are kinda the only body part it’s acceptable to get lost in

getting lost in her mouth

angels are real btw ive seen one its my random mutual on tumblr

My friend got a pride month discount on a tank of nitrous

She was conflicted about if she should be offended or not

you'll handle "penetrating mould"? buddy im paying you get rid of the damp not to fuck slime girls