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does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

White maoist who makes his family put "Another KKKracka Down" on his tombstone

we're all just sad little girls at the end of the day

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

sometimes artists worry if their art is actually capable of making the world a better place, or if its all just wasted effort. what you need to remember is: all art is evil, and the sole aspiration of the artist should be to maim as many onlookers as possible.

the thing is like men and men really cant be friends because the sex part does always get in the way like thats true. and i mean that like im actually dead serious about that

like have you ever seen two straight men attempt to be friends with each other but the gay sex they arent having is literally preventing them from the transformative healing power of friendship. this is real

i dont even mean this in a "they want to fuck each other" way (although many of them do and will never know it) i mean that like the fact that gay sex is even hypothetically possible between them makes it loom over their friendship like it genuinely haunts them that they could be having it. gay sex is the elephant in the room every time they attempt to be emotionally vulnerable with one another, every time they let a hug linger too long. they cannot address its existence and so there is always something in their way, preventing true connection. and that something is the gay sex. that they are not having. the elephant of gay sex

(clearly becoming frustrated with my sexual partner) no, okay, look im not a gardevoir yet. okay. forget i mentioned gardevoir just. okay i was your ralts, right? and then i evolved into a kirlia, recently, which i currently am. okay? but im really uncomfortable with that im getting girlier, im scared- cuz im a boy. i am trying to communicate to you that i want you to give me a dawn stone so that ill be a gallade. youre playing dumb and forcefeeding me rare candy because you want me to be a gardevoir and to fuck m- okay look i’ll get the evolution chart again.

middle holy roman empire internet would be a solid 15% posts to the tune of "when you realise your captain is more serious about this arma christi thing than any of the lancemen" and then the most atrocious ai generated reaction image of a dog you've ever seen

imagine reverse bimbofication art in the style of the bimbofication brainwashing posts. YOU ARE SO FUCKING SMART, USE YOUR GENIUS MIND, YOU ARE EVERYTHING. YOU CAN MASTER ANY FUCKING SUBJECT IN THE WORLD *flashing hypno spirals interupted by photos of prominent women scientists and graphs from quantum mechanics papers*

fuckkkk im so autonomous and intelligentttt im literally thinkmeat