no you don't understand, attempted murder IS the most romantic expression of love

Anyone who hates on Clary and says her decisions are “reckless” or that she’s “annoying” just doesn’t understand what it’s like to be short

they’re just so doomed by the narrative and i’m in love with them

"we need more complex characters" y'all can't even handle a 17 y/o Julian Blackthorn.

I like to imagine that part of Ares’s beef with Percy comes from having to listen to Aphrodite every night squealing over the romance of percabeth.

we love peter inclusion

Cigaretts may slowly kill me, but the way they make my brain be quiet for just a few minutes is just too delicious of a feeling to stop smoking

"I'm so special, my ability lets me inflict pain and misery on people" pathetic. I don't need the help of an ability to make people miserable.

I bet Fintan tried to lick the wall of the ice prison and got his tounge stuck to the ice atleast once

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

actually the idea that Dick, the eldest, the only one who ever wore the cowl long term, the only one who raised a Robin on his own, is also the only one who can successfully, perfectly replicate that barked ROBIN! in Bruce's voice? the only one who can pull that exact tone from the depths of his soul, to the point where his voice is identical, so identical that old Robins like Jason are obeying before their minds even realize their bodies are moving? that Dick is the only one, has always been the only one, who can channel Bruce's voice? can channel Batman himself? I am going feral

I have a thing for traumatized men who turn out to be okayish father figures.

“not all men” you’re right grady ruewen would never